Drive Buy

Being driven to a store and running inside to get something quickly while the person driving waits outside and keeps the car running.

"We don't have time to get drinks! We're going to be late"
"We can just do a drive buy. Give me your card"

by MisterApplesauce November 10, 2017

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drive a moose

To drive a moose is to take a dump, but then drive it up someone else's ass, so they can punch a moose later on.

To punch a moose is to take a shit. My friend was constipated, so after I punched a moose, I took my shit and drove it up their ass. This is called to drive a moose. A few minutes later, they were successfully able to unload their bowels and later that night, they gratefully thanked me in private.

by Moose Driver October 13, 2013

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Sin Drive

The road you take when the highway to hell is backed up. It is the ontological opposite of Saint’s Row.

“Hey, how long is this gonna take? I wanna get to eternal punishment already.”
“Highway’s backed up. Waze says Sin Drive is clear, though!”

by pancakedonahue April 23, 2025

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Driving in my car right after a beer

A meme where asgore runs over dess

Driving in my car right after a beer
Hey, that bump is shaped like a deer
DUI?
How about you die?
I'll go a hundred miles
An hour!

Little do you know, I filled up on gas
Imma get your fountain-making ass
Pulverize this fuck
With my Bergentrück
It seems you're out of luck!
TRUCK!

by Fearh and hungah July 19, 2025

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Truck Drive

The act of a group of people, usually consisting of three or more, beating the fuck out of a slumbering person in the dark while flashing lights in his/her face.

That kid with all the bruises got a truck drive last night.

by swim all day February 26, 2009

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