Crumstum

British Slang for an individual who makes lots of mistakes or is an 'idiot'

"Dave is such a crumstum he dropped and smashed all the plates again!"

by Lerius October 11, 2023

Crumpet fucker

A slurr to use against the British

Get some braces you crumpet fucker

by Jack sparky October 21, 2023

Crumbs

Repealment for "Oh F***"

"Oh Crumbs

by QWERTER-QWERT October 25, 2023

Crumb down

The feeling of guilt after you eat a whole pack of biscuits (or cookies) in one sitting.

I was only going to have one cookie but I couldn’t stop. All I have left is crumbs and guilt. I’m on a crumb down

by Jmeadows1992 October 28, 2023

Crumb

(V.)

The action of orgasming so hard that your semen solidifies. The orgasm feels as if passing a kidney stone, hence the term crumb Most of the time crumbing leaves cuts on the urethra, leading to major blood loss. Many people who have experienced crumbing, say that it made the orgasm better despite the major injury. In some cases you may be able to weaponize your penis and shoot your crumb at people to induce serious damage.

Billy: omfg I am about to crumb.
Bobby: Oh no, that’s very dangerous. I might be able to use that delicious, bloody crumb as seasoning for my food.
Billy: *crumbs*
Billy: Darn, my urethra is now bleeding due to my crumby orgasm.

by TheCrumbMan January 1, 2024

Crumbkake

Crumbkakke, where multiple people dump ropey loads of any type of crumb on someone's face.

Crumbkake videos are the only thing that arouses me anymore.

by JohnC45 January 2, 2024

Crumple

The action of grabbing and object and crushing it into a rough, ball-like shape in the palm of your hand.

Person 1: I think I'm gonna get arrested!
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: I totally just ripped off my boss' crotch and crumpled it!

by SeriousGuy108 January 11, 2024