christmas karling 

- The hybrid act crossing an assault hot karl and christmas carroling.

While posing as those annoying people who come to your door around christmas time and sing, you secretly have a tube sock/brown paper bag...etc full of your fiber fudge. Just when the unsuspecting idiot realizes that you suck at singing, start pelting him with shit until he begs for mercy... then hit him/her a few more times.

This guy totally stiffed me when I was delivering a pizza to his house last weekend. I think we should go christmas karling... show him the holiday spirit.

christmas karling by tim March 21, 2005

Puerto Rican Christmas 

when one puts brightly colored christmas lights on their house.

Her house looks like a Puerto Rican christmas!

Puerto Rican Christmas by chillybilly December 17, 2010

white christmas

Having a large number of oxy contin or percocets to enjoy for yourself or with other people. Preferably a high dosage as well

O man my dealer came through, where having a white christmas tonight

white christmas by streetthug23 December 18, 2008

white christmas

It's another name for a wet dream.

Last night I had a white christmas in your bed.

white christmas by Lub27 February 13, 2007

Christmas Ham 

When a person is in the act of smoking the ganja, he decides if he wants to be as baked as an "apple pie" or as a "christmas ham"

Nancy, would you like to be as baked as an Christmas Ham, or an Apple Pie?

Christmas Ham by Bazooka Bertha April 26, 2011

Christmas 

For all of you retards who say people don't know how to celebrate Christmas anymore, and don't even know the mean of Christmas, that's true..in America!!You think half the world dosen't know how to celebreate it cuz stupid american retards don't..i dono why u americans all just don't kill yourself, JUST KILL YOURSELF!!! You're not good for anything, you are stupid dumbasses who do nothing to help the world but just screw it up more, JUST KILL YOURSELF WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU WAITING FOR!!!!!???

Americans don't know the meaning of Christmas.

Christmas by Croat January 1, 2005

Black Christmas 

On christmas day you open your gift to find a black dick chillin in a box. See dick in a box for more details.

Girl 1: Did you get anything interesting for christmas?
Girl 2: I had a black christmas.
Girl 1: Ouch!

Black Christmas by burnsbras August 30, 2009