Chode

n) A penis that is wider than it is long

n) A human, typically a dude, who is short and fat at the same time.

n) A man with the name Richard. Dick is a nickname for Richard and a chode is a dick.

Remember that one president, Chode Nixon?
That kid, Jared, sure is a chode!
I am a chode, but I don't have a chode!

by thechodescarabdecoy December 10, 2015

Chode

Chode or chodes: the nickname or street version of how to ask for (MDA) Methamphetamine aka crank aka crystal aka T. Used primarily on the west coast in more popular cities like Seattle, San Fransisco and San Diego. Don't try to use this with those you don't know it's been well identified by distribution channels to be a word used by undercover cops and I'm controlled buys in sting operations.

Yo bruv! You doing ok? Cool-cool ... need some chode, I am on deck. Ok let me know, you know where to find me.

by Evol1.3a January 27, 2018

Chode

A pubic hair.

You ought to shave your chodes dude.

by Chad December 19, 2002

chode

when u have a weiner that looks like alexs

alex can suck his own chode

by um um um May 25, 2003

chode

fat bell with fat penis with small lengh

Thats an idiot he has a chode

by 0 October 16, 2003

Chode Squad

A group of kids consisting of samus icebox chodeson gibson and chode ooms . They make jokes about chode and mung and made up The Language of Chode.

Hey look its those kids from the Chode Squad.

by Icebox November 4, 2003

chode

a cigarette (in Roselle Park at least a couple yrs ago)

Bro my pack is empty, lemme bum a chode

by raSman September 1, 2004