base raper 

A total noob who runs through a base in tribes 2 who destroys EVERYTHING while using the strongest armor, armed with the strongest weapons. AVOID. If encountered, use anything fast or capable of repeated fire in a short time.

jo: Dude! that base raper just flew through our base!
Q: What was his name?
jo: toughguy123.
Q: what a noob.
toughguy123: j00 h4v3 b33n t3h pwnz0rD!!!

base raper by Qualanx May 22, 2006

Based 

A gay thing abu.anon and friends say

“Oh hamoodi.memes that was very based”

Based by A pimp named slickback October 9, 2020

1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000th base

Having sex with someone before every kissing someone.

I got to "1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000th base" last night woot woot , now I need to kiss someone.

1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000th base by KaylaFuhker September 24, 2011

[5th Base] 

When you masturbate into your significant other's waiting hand, a huge turn-on for most

When your significant other lets you ejaculate into his or her hand, it is often cited as one of the greatest acts of affection your spouse can show you

Dude #1: Dude, I pleased my girlfriend last night, and then she started jerking me off and it was really hot, but she didn't think I was enjoying it, so she stopped.

I told that I loved it and needed to release, otherwise I would get blue-balled; but she wasn't really in the mood after that. So she gave me a choice: go masturbate in the bathroom by myself or she would limply kiss me and cup her hand under my erect penis to catch my love juice.

I gave her some plastic wrap and she caught my jizz in her loving hand, preventing from it from going into my pants or on the carpet; it was a good night!


Dude #2: Holy shit dude, you're such a pimp, you totally just got to 5th Base! We need to celebrate, lemme buy you some Pop; you are a Man now.

[5th Base] by anonymous365 January 3, 2009

John Basedow 

A fitness "Celebrity" famous for shilling exercise machines by showing his RICDICULOUSLY chiseled abs that he got before the product was even thought of.

What the hell is John Basedow famous for?!?

John Basedow by Zach G. February 12, 2006

base

When a girl isnt wearing uggs with leggings.

Guy 1: Look at that girl with jeans and toms.

Guy 2: She so base.

base by warriors415 April 9, 2011

older than baseball 

Used to describe a person, place, or thing that is so old that it can be facetiously described as being older than baseball (circa 1846).

"Joe Paterno needs to quit as coach of Penn State."

"Yah, I know. That dude's older than baseball."

older than baseball by Ryan_from_Fremont October 25, 2008