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V-Splitter

A penile shaft with exceptionally enormous girth, the vaginal walls simply split. Thus making the birth canal a "slip n slide" for exiting babies.
That guy has a v-splitter. I hear Jane couldn't walk for a week!
by Ballsmclongcock May 30, 2014
mugGet the V-Splittermug.

V-Time

At bar:

John: Where were you bro?
Jim: I just had some quality v-time. I'm back now. Shots on me!
by jimboshrip December 17, 2011
mugGet the V-Timemug.

Call of Fortcraft V

A trending game that is so fun and cool!
by buckaroo10 April 12, 2023
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V-Lo

Homie V-Lo, dont u see the gang tats?
by SkettiNKlamz September 17, 2018
mugGet the V-Lomug.

Nut V-hug

(verb)- When one's nuts are hugged by one's vagina.
Bill: "What happened to you with Stacy last night?"
Ted: "Well, I got drunk and Stacy wanted to get freaky so she gave me a nut v-hug."
by lavendermalice August 3, 2011
mugGet the Nut V-hugmug.

V block

To effectively interrupt intercourse after a (presumably older ) man has taken Viagra. It's a variation of cock blocking, but understandably the situation is more dire, and super depressing.

Example "I just took Viagra and took out my teeth..and my attorney called to talk about my will"
Example "I just took Viagra and now my grand daughter has decided to stop in for a visit"
Example "I just took Viagra and now I forgot to take my heart medication so I have to wait for those to work first"
i just took Viagra and my attorney called about my will...it was a total v block
by beckyboo76 September 20, 2014
mugGet the V blockmug.

watch?v=o_LskiXQ73c

The most cursed YouTube link in the history of YouTube links.
"Where's Joe?"
"watch?v=o_LskiXQ73c."
by Nobody cares about you May 31, 2021
mugGet the watch?v=o_LskiXQ73cmug.

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