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The Shit

by anailyak November 14, 2020
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Shit it in

Oh, you'll shit it in mate.
by anonymous October 19, 2020
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two shits to a candlestick

to not know anything about anything
to "not hold two shits to a candlestick" is to think you know something but really know nothing

Dan: did you hear caleb's thoughts on obama care?
Emma: yeah, but the tool can't hold two shits to a candlestick when it comes to the goverment
by secretpumpkinking May 2, 2014
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Piece of shit

Opie the mother fucker that won't do a damn thing with his life thinks that attempting to try to do people's windows is a means of income
Man that piece of shit Opie they fucked my windows up
by Tormentedsoul87 July 25, 2022
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Got that shit on

Its an Atlanta term meaning you out did yourself with your outfit in a good way
by Yungnknown October 2, 2022
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Dry shit

Australian: The act of taking a fake toilet or unnecessarily long toilet break in order to avoid doing your share of the work.
Where's Kevin he hasn't done anything at all in last hour?
Nah he reaconed he was constipated!
Bull that fuckers just taking another "dry shit"
by anonymous September 1, 2025
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Shit

Person 1: "hey man, you play fortnite?"
Person 2: "That shit? Nah never"
by I want a free name to use April 26, 2020
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