to "not hold two shits to a candlestick" is to think you know something but really know nothing
Dan: did you hear caleb's thoughts on obama care?
Emma: yeah, but the tool can't hold two shits to a candlestick when it comes to the goverment
Dan: did you hear caleb's thoughts on obama care?
Emma: yeah, but the tool can't hold two shits to a candlestick when it comes to the goverment
by secretpumpkinking May 2, 2014

Opie the mother fucker that won't do a damn thing with his life thinks that attempting to try to do people's windows is a means of income
by Tormentedsoul87 July 25, 2022

by Yungnknown October 2, 2022

Australian: The act of taking a fake toilet or unnecessarily long toilet break in order to avoid doing your share of the work.
Where's Kevin he hasn't done anything at all in last hour?
Nah he reaconed he was constipated!
Bull that fuckers just taking another "dry shit"
Nah he reaconed he was constipated!
Bull that fuckers just taking another "dry shit"
by anonymous September 1, 2025

by I want a free name to use April 26, 2020
