Wax Shit

When you take a shit and you have a clean wipe.

I took my first dump in my new house and I had a clean wipe! Friends reply, a Wax Shit! That's awesome, it means good luck!

by Uncletoad May 21, 2024

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BS-Shit Show

Acronym for Bullshit+Shit Show. The bullshit one is talking is sure to cause a shit show. Nothing good will come from that conversation, meeting, traffic stop, so on and so forth.

BS-Shit Show:
The 2020 Election was a bullshit shit show.

Everything Trump says and does is a bullshit shit show.

That status caused a bull shit shit show

by DomSubImmaSub69 November 23, 2020

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Izzy Shit

A football maneuver in which a quarterback sucks the dick of the other team's coach in order to guarantee a victory.

Person 1: Hey, did you hear who won the superbowl?

Person 2: Yeah, the Eagles. Nick Foles must have done an Izzy Shit for Bill Belichick

by izzybusybee February 24, 2018

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Stroking my shit

Overdoing something or being very annoying to someone.

Friend: 1: "Why does your girlfriend keep calling you? Your phone is blowing up."
Friend 2: "Idk she wont leave me alone, she's been stroking my shit all night

by rery696969420 May 28, 2025

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