Definitions by Hashsimons

Shit cricket

Stubborn little fucks that just won’t ever shut the hell up, I’d say one of the worst bugs ever created in Gods green earth

Man I can’t get no sleep, those damn shit crickets won’t shut the hell up

Shit cricket by Hashsimons September 13, 2020

Shit pickler

When something just ain’t going right, or when someone just is fucked in general

Man look at that crack head, he sure is a shit pickler

Shit pickler by Hashsimons September 13, 2020

Muouhg 

If someone or some is being crazy, insane, or just plain stupid.
Can also be used to describe a person, place, or thing.

“You better watch out for him, he’s a crazy muouhg”

Muouhg by Hashsimons July 24, 2019