Shit-ton

The amount of a substance in pounds that can fit in a 30 square foot space as figured from the density of 2,000lbs of fecal matter.

2,250lbs is a shit-ton of LSD.

by Z28boi April 26, 2018

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shit ton

n. 1,000 metric tons, or 2,204,624.4202 pounds

I have a shit ton of timber to haul today.

by PuffTheHoneyBadger December 05, 2020

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Means what all awesome shit is related to porn, adult content, sex, and bad words!!!

I looked up THE BEST SHIT/CRAP/BULLSHIT EVER!!!! on my computer last night and oh goodness, it was FUCKING AWESOME!!!!

by pornuser March 22, 2018

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n. bog roll, shit tickets, bumf, arse wipe; i.e. lavatory paper, if you will.

Hoy, Jean - my squitters are givin' me gyp. Throw in another parcel of shit scrape - I've fuckin' run out.

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Someone with so little intellect and awareness that they regularly shit on the wall instead of into the toilet.

by buttermilkmeeks August 06, 2019

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a phrase used to describe a situation where one option is prefferable to the other.

I'm trying a new brand of edibles, time to find out if its shit or stain.

by eigenstate May 24, 2025

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A particularly painful, labored shit. Often materializing at the worst of times. Named so because Elvis Presley died taking a shit on the toilet.

by Southbound Soul November 04, 2023

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