Stroking my shit

Overdoing something or being very annoying to someone.

Friend: 1: "Why does your girlfriend keep calling you? Your phone is blowing up."
Friend 2: "Idk she wont leave me alone, she's been stroking my shit all night

by rery696969420 May 27, 2025

Selecting for shit

Well I would transform into shit for you but I'm not a shape-shifting nanobot cyborg yet.

Hym "If they are selecting for shit then there's nothing I can do. You want me to get my butthole molested too? You going to being me some Vivans and pay me bills?"

by Hym Iam July 27, 2025

Slavic little shit

The name for a obedient little sex slave that wants to suck your throbbing cock whenever you order him/her to do so.

Johnathon: "Connor is such a Slavic little shit, he sucks my erection whenever I order him to."

Connor: (Penis sucking noises) Mmmph... So thick~

by Connorhasbigchode August 30, 2025

fuck the shit out of you

An indication that he is in the wrong hole. Ouch!

"I'm gonna fuck the shit out of you, cuz you got a fine ass."

by bitchuck September 3, 2025

shower of shit

fast, aggressive, strong

she may look small but that V8 goes like a shower of shit

by tacklezzz September 19, 2025

public bathroom shit

a type of shit that is just absolutely disgusting and vile; eg: sprayed diarrhea, really big shits, etc.

tom: dude, i just took a public bathroom shit in there...
ray: oh god thanks for the warning, ill grab the febreze

by goobermacht September 22, 2025

Stroking my shit

Stroking my shit is a other way for a male masterbating.

Male 1. I was up till 3 AM stroking my shit

Male 2. Dang bro. Didn't you do that yesterday too? How has it not fallen of?

Male 1. I'm built different I guess.

by SentoV2 October 14, 2025