dirty countess

Any sex act involving the participation of all of the following demographics: one (or more) juggalo(s), one or more furry{(s) and a weeb.

Whoop whoop, I got John here with his fursuit, come over for the Dirty Countess you big weeb.

by SiFTW March 31, 2020

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Dirty Gonzalo

Doing autofellatio while another man pegs your asshole without lube.

The other night, I met a man at a bar. Things seemed like they were going well, so we went back to his place and did the Dirty Gonzalo.

by hankythechristmaschew March 19, 2025

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Dirty Ekene

A bald guy that stalks girls on Instagram and, once he finds where they live, he creeps up on them and sucks her toes while shoving basketballs up her asshole.

“Bro I met a Dirty Ekene yesterday, he was such a creep.”

by you.know.who69 November 20, 2021

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The Dirty Valet

A man or woman on all fours reaches back and inserts your penis or fist in their anus.

Girl wanted it bad. She did the Dirty Valet before I put the rubber on dawg.

by BarebackJack December 20, 2017

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Dirty Eagan

Dirty Eagan is an egg bitch who likes the art of murder and necrophilia.

Person 1: “Where was Sam last night?”
Person 2: “Out being a Dirty Eagan at the cemetery.”

by Appleknees May 6, 2020

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A dirty Cylee is when a guy is trying to fuck a girl and his dick won't get hard, cuz her pussy smells like 5 day old, rotten, boiled chicken water and instead of ending up with blue balls, he plugs his nose with some old ear plugs, and without her knowing, slyly pulls out his dick and starts fuckin her instead with a bottle of freeze(nozzle first) so that when it hits her cervix it sprays so that he can "breathe happy."

"bro, the other night I took some bitch home with me from deep down in the swamps, and her pussy smelt so bad, I had to pull a dirty Cylee on her crusty stank ass!"

by those2bitchestho March 5, 2022

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