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Grandpa's War Helmet

A colloquial expression referencing the penile cock head of an old, perverted male.
I've been watching you all night. Are ya interested in seeing grandpa's war helmet? Get away ya perv.

I'm done showering at the gym. I'm surrounded by grandpa's war helmets in there. I'm afraid ones creeping on me.
by Eaton Holgoode March 17, 2017
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Making war or sausage

There is an old saying among senior military officers making war or sausage is best done out of the public eye!
Don't show pictures of making war or sausage in media!
by I, Wreckerrr July 12, 2021
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the fear of nuclear war

What I have
I have a fear of nuclear war. You should have the fear of nuclear war
by A_Strawberry July 12, 2021
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six day war

The six day was a military conflict that took place for six days in june of 1967. The combatants involved were Israel against the arab nations of Jordan, Syria and Egypt. The war began when Egyptian forces placed an embargo on imports of crude to Israel. Israel retaliated by launching an unprecedented and decisive air strike on over a dozen airbases in Egypt. With air-cover being non-existent the advancing Egyptian army was annihalated* by various means of Israeli fire power (including napalm). Jordan's forces were also pushed back as the west bank was captured by paratroopers.
On the northern border the Syrian stronghold known as the Golan Heights was slowly taken over, Israeli commandos resorted to close combat for this battle.
After the cease-fire was signed Israel had captured the entire sinai penninsula* and had decimated the armies of all it's surrounding enemies. Never has so many been defeated by so few, so quickly.
the six day war was a tremendous success
by shogunate July 26, 2007
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Star Wars fans

1. People who enjoy watching a movie/show, reading a comic/book, or playing a video game that is part of the Star Wars franchise.

2. A group of toxic people who are always arguing over many Star Wars topics, such as the prequels, Jar-Jar Binks, The Last Jedi and Ben Swolo.
Person 1: I have a bad feeling about this.

Person 2: Not to worry, we are still flying half a ship.

Person 2: Ah, you must be Star Wars fans.
by wrjm2003 November 3, 2019
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Tradin' War Stories

To exchange personal stories of hard times in the past among one another
2pac's "Tradin' War Stories."
by the nigga tht kno wat up March 25, 2010
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Grandpa's War Goggles

An elderly males saggy, dangly scrotal sack and testicles.
Granny always enjoyed polishing Grandpa's War Goggles.
by Eaton Holgoode December 13, 2015
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