Pruned the family tree

Suicide.

Student: You'll have to excuse Jessica's absence today.
Teacher: Why, what did you hear?
Student: She pruned the family tree last night.

by The Dancing Ramses August 20, 2019

alabama tree frog

A sex position where a male dwarf climbs a larger female's body until he stops to jump on her. He jumps until she screams in pain, and then after this the dwarf croaks like a frog.

Dude, Evan was an Alabama Tree frog last night. He told me all about it.

by yeet_god April 19, 2018

Tree Falls in the Woods

When an individual sexually pleasures him/herself in a room (usually a dorm room) with another person in it, but the other person doesn't know. Typically the person that doesn't know is asleep or drunk.

Girl 1: Hey roommate, if a tree falls in the woods but nobody hears it, does it really make a sound?
Girl 2: Bitch don't get all philosophical n shit on me I know you fucked yourself last night.
Girl 1: fml

by Mr.nj June 13, 2016

Hillbilly Pine Tree

When you find a tick on the shaft of your penis and then have a woman use her teeth to remove it while she blows you

Man after work i got me a hillbilly pine tree

by javier montanyze June 30, 2011

Under the pecan tree

Verb. Slang for cheating, usually between two people who are both married.

Brandon was under the pecan tree with Jennifer.

by girlsdontpoo October 22, 2020

AK-47 Tree

It is a tree that grows AK-47s

dude: Wow! That's a gig AK-47 Tree!

by youdontnnedtoknow January 12, 2021

peach tree dish

According to world renowned nuclear physicist and congresswoman from the great state of Georgia, the peach tree dish is the preferred growth medium of Bill Gates when growing fake meat that allegedly gives US citizens a zap in their body when eating a real cheeseburger to again eat the fake Bill Gates burger. The theory of how develops the desire to eat Bill Gates' fake meat in the first place, has yet to fall from an orifice of MTG.

See also: gazpacho police

The brain of Marjorie Taylor Green must be located in a peach tree dish somewhere because there's no chance it is in her head.

by ThumbsUpSisterFucker June 8, 2022