Shit Fingers

1. When everything you touch turns to shit.

2. Fucking up at work due to an illness.

"I tried to install that new shelf I bought, but my case of shit fingers caused me to put the hammer through the wall instead."

"I was so out of it from a head cold, I shutdown the SAN."

by Otsep February 23, 2009

Finger Vault

The female version of spank bank. When a woman recalls an explicit memory in order to achieve an orgasm while masturbating.

Mary was able to cum as soon as she went into her finger vault and replayed the hot sex she had with a stranger the previous night.
Leslie couldn't cum so she went to the finger vault for inspiration.

by wicwtch December 15, 2008

The Naked Finger

When a married person does not wear his or her wedding ring because he or she is angry at his or her spouse. Can be used as a noun or a verb.

Mary was mad at her husband Bill for refusing to make dinner, so she gave him the naked finger.

by Mrs. Henry January 4, 2009

finger daddy

An attractive female's male partner for sexual intercourse.

LOL last night on south side I got a new finger daddy and was up allnight long

by Scruge McFuck November 15, 2014

Middle finger

Mostly confused with saying fuck you but it really means hi or hello.

Me-*Show's middle finger to friend*
Friend-hey bro.

by Two guys in Biology class May 17, 2018

Finger It and Linger It

Much like the term "Hit It and Quit it," but not to the extent of having sex, but around the extent of just fingering. You commit the act, and then leave the woman to "linger" or stay, where they belong... most likely away from you.

I hooked up with that girl at the party, but I just decided to Finger It and Linger It.

by Jacob Delacruz March 13, 2011

Wellington Finger

"Wellington Finger" also known as "The Wellington" also "The Wellington Finger" is a phrase which describes an action done by a sexual partner or ones self. It is when the index finger is inserted inside the anus into the rectum and twirled around in a circular motion.

"I have her the good old Wellington Finger last night."
"If you give me a free ride I'll pay you with a Wellington Finger."

by Dr. Wellington and Sons November 2, 2011