Cheese-Whistle: noun.
~ a very discreetly cautious, highly potent, and fortuitously noiseless fart that an individual manages to execute secretly and completely unbeknownst to other persons until it singes their nostril hairs. Provides the cheese-whistler an opportunity to repudiate culpability or blame for the offense, or to accuse another individual, if so desired.
A cheese-whistle is only effective in groups of three persons or more, as any fart that can be traced to the fart-fabricator is thereby disqualified. Any traceable fart, regardless of the volume or pungency, is by default then down-graded and relegated to a less prestigious status, and the failed attempt wafts into a more conventional average-ass-gas category.
*"cheese-whistle" can of course also be utilized as an insult in a name-calling situation or chat-room conflict.
~ a very discreetly cautious, highly potent, and fortuitously noiseless fart that an individual manages to execute secretly and completely unbeknownst to other persons until it singes their nostril hairs. Provides the cheese-whistler an opportunity to repudiate culpability or blame for the offense, or to accuse another individual, if so desired.
A cheese-whistle is only effective in groups of three persons or more, as any fart that can be traced to the fart-fabricator is thereby disqualified. Any traceable fart, regardless of the volume or pungency, is by default then down-graded and relegated to a less prestigious status, and the failed attempt wafts into a more conventional average-ass-gas category.
*"cheese-whistle" can of course also be utilized as an insult in a name-calling situation or chat-room conflict.
by Max Raincloud June 11, 2011
Get the Cheese-Whistlemug. A cheese sleeve is an uncircumcised penis that is unkept and has collected a dick cheese in its weird casing. Sometimes if cheesey enough. It will ceep out the top.
by Slippery Richard November 9, 2010
Get the Cheese Sleevemug. We about to wine-and-cheese the fuck out.
by Sir-sonsa-lot March 30, 2019
Get the wine-and-cheesemug. Used to express how good something is, how dumb someone is, how awesome a thing is ... etc ... it's great to describe almost anything actually!
1. No school today? That is the absolute cheese! - Lisa
2. OMG Bush, you are an absolute cheese - Dave
3. That has *got to be* the absolute cheese! - Pip
2. OMG Bush, you are an absolute cheese - Dave
3. That has *got to be* the absolute cheese! - Pip
by Lii September 5, 2005
Get the the absolute cheesemug. by Rencewell November 8, 2011
Get the Broccoli and Cheesemug. Adj. Used to describe someone or something you believe to be ugly, deranged, or out of the ordinary.
by Psychobootman July 12, 2009
Get the Ock Cheesemug. by DogBoiLovesCheese October 16, 2017
Get the Cheese Boimug.