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Cheese-Whistle

Cheese-Whistle: noun.
~ a very discreetly cautious, highly potent, and fortuitously noiseless fart that an individual manages to execute secretly and completely unbeknownst to other persons until it singes their nostril hairs. Provides the cheese-whistler an opportunity to repudiate culpability or blame for the offense, or to accuse another individual, if so desired.

A cheese-whistle is only effective in groups of three persons or more, as any fart that can be traced to the fart-fabricator is thereby disqualified. Any traceable fart, regardless of the volume or pungency, is by default then down-graded and relegated to a less prestigious status, and the failed attempt wafts into a more conventional average-ass-gas category.

*"cheese-whistle" can of course also be utilized as an insult in a name-calling situation or chat-room conflict.
The traffic signal has changed to green, you stupid cheese-whistle, you!
by Max Raincloud June 11, 2011
mugGet the Cheese-Whistlemug.

Cheese Sleeve

A cheese sleeve is an uncircumcised penis that is unkept and has collected a dick cheese in its weird casing. Sometimes if cheesey enough. It will ceep out the top.
I went to go down on Matt to discover he was sporting a putrid cheese sleeve.
by Slippery Richard November 9, 2010
mugGet the Cheese Sleevemug.

wine-and-cheese

The act of drinking wine and eating cheese together.

See netflix-and-chill
We about to wine-and-cheese the fuck out.
by Sir-sonsa-lot March 30, 2019
mugGet the wine-and-cheesemug.

the absolute cheese

Used to express how good something is, how dumb someone is, how awesome a thing is ... etc ... it's great to describe almost anything actually!
1. No school today? That is the absolute cheese! - Lisa
2. OMG Bush, you are an absolute cheese - Dave
3. That has *got to be* the absolute cheese! - Pip
by Lii September 5, 2005
mugGet the the absolute cheesemug.

Broccoli and Cheese

Stop by later, I'm serving broccoli and cheese.
by Rencewell November 8, 2011
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Ock Cheese

Adj. Used to describe someone or something you believe to be ugly, deranged, or out of the ordinary.
Did you see that ugly bitch? She was so ock cheese!

This game sucks, it's fucking ock cheese.
by Psychobootman July 12, 2009
mugGet the Ock Cheesemug.

Cheese Boi

A cheeky cheese filled boi or a person of low intelligence
Charles: I wasn't using my brain so my dumb side came out
Moo Moo: Charles you Cheese Boi
by DogBoiLovesCheese October 16, 2017
mugGet the Cheese Boimug.

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