smartass

being serious 1% of the time

god Christys a smartass, she's only serious 1% of the time!!

by vmk82 January 10, 2011

smarticles

A highly contagious disease that smart people catch from watching to much educational television, and reading too many dictionaries.

Example 1:
Billy:"Did you that that the earth is traveling around the sun at 107,300 km/h and-"

Everyone else: Oh my God! He has a case of the smarticles!.. RUNNNN!!!

Example 2:
Watching Jersey Shore, or listening to Justin beiber is a surefire way to cure someone of the Smarticles.

Example 3:

Susan: Watcha doin'?

James:Watching this new documentary about grass growing. It's really facinating. Did you know that grass grows a whole thousandth of an inch every 15-20 minutes?

Susan:...

James:...

Susan: *pokes forehead*

Susan: Looks like somebody's got a bad case of The Smarticless... O_o

Susan: *Takes remote away and changes it to Jersey Shore*

by ~~Hoopla!~~ March 23, 2011

Jacob Sartorius

The most vile creature to exist. Just one look at him and you want to drink bleach.

Person 1: oh my god did you see that guy over there!
Person 2: Yeah and omg what a Jacob Sartorius, gross.

by Gross stay away May 18, 2016

smartical

to be smartt. a.k.a. a genius. (smartt ass)

Desirae is one of the most smartical 8th graders.

by Dorkis D. January 5, 2007

street-smarts

all the education, business savvy, know how and skills that the person has acquired through personal experience, outside the official public education system and outside the family setting (without being taught by family members).

boy one: who do you think Donald Trump is more likely to hire at the end his show The Apprentice, is it someone who is school-smart and possibly Ivy League educated, or someone who has more street-smarts?

boy two: Dunno. we'll have to watch until the end of this current season of The Apprentice and find out.

by Sexydimma July 27, 2012

Smarticle

Someone who is very intelligent or smart. A noun for someone who has a lot of knowledge or has exhibited quite intelligent traits.

Drea: "I DISCOVERED THE CURE FOR CANCER!"
Lele: " you are such a smarticle!!"

Lucy: "Ugh there are so many smarticles in my chem class.. i just can't handle it"
Drea: "haha i don't have to take P.E., you lucer!"

by Harriet.Potter August 18, 2009

Jacob Sartorius

GAY AS FUCK! And very cringe wothery so you should stay at least 15 to 20 feet away at all times

Jacob Sartorius can be kinda gay at times.

by James Stiltonn June 23, 2017