sleeping condiments

Anything that you need in bed to sleep with someone, particularly birth control, especially condoms.

Hey, we need to get our sleeping condiments ready for our big night in bed.

by Tipsy Flipsy July 10, 2017

Sleep

death with benefits

sleep is an open relationship with death- death with benefits.

by mavericktheraven August 17, 2017

Hit with the sleeps

Feeling a sudden urge or feeling of tiredness

Guy: damn mom I just got hit with the sleeps
Mom: go to bed then

by BlackAustin December 27, 2018

Sleep jizzum

The layer of filth that covers you during slumber.

Me: “The inside of your ear looks shiny”
Greg Clifford: “Oh that’s just from my sleep jizzum”

by GW Dunston December 31, 2018

Sleep Toasted

Trying to keep yourself up for so long that you eventually feel high, but you’re not high, you’re just sleep

“Dude I feel sleep toasted, I’ve been up for 30 hours and everything is funny.”

by Iamnothigh January 9, 2019

Sleep

To be not woke, or especially un-aware to the point of un-consciousness.

Don't sleep on Wayne, check tha Carter II fa them beats.

by YoungBO January 11, 2019

Sleep Curve

A relative curve to the ratio of energy you have and amount of time you spend sleeping. The curve suggests the optimal amount of sleep is 8 hours and too much more or less sleep will lower the amount of energy you have.

Person 1:Man I am so tired even though I slept for 12 hours

Person 2: Well if you look at the sleep curve 12 hours is too much and you actually don't get much energy for sleeping that long.

by Bigestboi June 13, 2018