Poker Conspiracy Self-Support Group

A loose network of individuals, generally connected through online communications, dedicated to spreading the belief that 'online' poker is 'rigged'. The most common belief is that players are 'fed' above-average starting hands to make them play more pots, thus supposedly increasing rake for the site.

An objective analysis quickly reveals this to be unworkable. Pre-loading players with excellent starting hands would in fact *lower* rake overall. This is because such a practice would invariably cause play to occur over a small number of large pots, rather than a large number of small pots. Since most sites 'cap' the rake at a given figure (typically taking a maximum of $3 per pot regardless of size), this would be deleterious to profit. Additionally, after a small series of large pots, *at least* one person at the table will have lost all their money. Hence no more pots (and thus no more rake) *at all*.

The nonsensicality of the Poker Conspiracy Self-Support Group's beliefs is no deterrent to the promulgation of their credo. This is because these are, invariably, losing players, who do not wish to acknowledge that they have been repeatedly beaten in a game of skill by players whose skill is superior to theirs. It is perhaps a noteworthy comment on the human condition that such conspiracies do not exist with regards to other skill games where money is not directly used as a tool of play.

The Poker Conspiracy Self-Support Group exists so that its members may continue to delude themselves about their poker ability, comfort each other over their soooooo-so rigged rivers, ignore pot odds and implied odds, and collectively justify committing mass credit-card fraud, since 'it's not stealing if they're thieves too'.

I made the nuts on the flop, checked, and checked the turn... this MOFO is there checkin' right back behind me... river... a DIAMOND omfg so f-in RIGGED, the guy had a FLUSH omg roflmao can't believe he HAD A FLUSH... NO F-ING WAY THE ODDS ARE LIKE QUADRILLIONS TO ONE I'm off to join the Poker Conspiracy Self-Support Group!

Poker Conspiracy Self-Support Group by Peter Gibney December 19, 2006

mindless self indulgence 

There are 2 definitions of this word:

1.) -a band whose members include Little Jimmy Urine(lead singer), Kitty(drummer), Steve, Righ?(guitarist), Lynn Z(bassist), and formerly Vanessa Y.T.(bassist). They sound like punk rock, techno, and rap all mixed together and describe their music as "industrial jungle pussy punk".
as if their parental advisory-labeled lyrics aren't controversial yet wicked crazy-awesome enough, their shows have involved Jimmy setting his dick on fire, drinking his own pee, making out with girls and guys in the crowd, ect. The cds you will most likely be able to find are "You'll Rebel to Anything(As Long as it's not Challenging)", Frankenstein Girls will Seem Strangly Sexy", and "Tight". In my opinion, THEY FUCKIN ROCK!!!

2.) -the act of masturbating (which is probably how the band got their name.)

I practice a mindlessly self indulgent mindless self indulgence. I have mindlessly self indulged many times before. In fact, I mindlessly self indulged just last night. I will mindlessly self indulge tommorrow, too, because I mindlessly self indulgently mindlessly self indulge everyday. I am mindlessly self indulging right now over my favorite band, Mindless Self Indulgence.

mindless self indulgence by olalola January 1, 2006

Why Health Class Is So Self-Explanatory 

Don't have sex or you'll die
Don't drink or you'll die
The menstrual cycle is when a female is at her bitchiest
STDs are gifts that just keep on giving
Pregnancy occurs when a boy and a girl have sex
Puberty is just a 6-10 year long nuisance, where boys grow pubes on random parts of their bodies, and where girls "sprout" boobs and get their periods.

Menopause is when a woman transforms into something beyond my reach.

This is why health class is so self-explanatory!

Why Health Class Is So Self-Explanatory by ImAFreshmanBabby January 8, 2011

mindless self indulgence 

A band that is classified under their own name and that of which is evil yet delicious. the left rights are a part of the label..band consits of Little Jimmy Urine, Kitty, Steve Righ? and Lyn-Z..very awesome.

I wish that the band Mindless Self Indulgence would come back to Norfolk so I can fuck Jimmy Urine

mindless self indulgence by Fairy of the Mushroom June 3, 2004

kill yo self bitch

its a way to say shut up or fuck off

jessie: can you take me to the store when you get off work?

jr: hell naw, kill yo self bitch

kill yo self bitch by Elias jr March 29, 2009

kill yo'self 

Commonly used to tell someone that the statement they just made is completely insane.

Girlfriend: Baby, will you buy me this $50 dollar dress?
Boyfriend: Kill yo'self!

kill yo'self by ilove420 December 22, 2008

Mr. Self Destruct 

1. A button in most mad scientists' lair that both blows up their crib and causes them to fall to their knees and yell, "NOOOOOOO!" while shaking their fists at the sky in a most hilarious manner.

2. Secondly, and more importantly, A song by Nine Inch Nails that was originally the first song on The Downward Spiral but now has three kickass remixes on Further Down The Spiral.

1. NOOOOOOOOOOO! Why did I even invent that button? Why did I give such a cutesy name and put it in such pain sight?? Damn you Mr. Self Destruct! Boom...

2. boom... boom. boom. (indecipherable whisper)
boom. boom.boom.boom.boomboomboomboomboom
I am the voice inside your head (and i control you). I am the lover in your bed (and i control you). I am the sex that you provide (and i control you). I am the hate you try to hide (and i control you).

Mr. Self Destruct by Fitoflaughter December 9, 2008