Positivity police

When cognitive dissonance is expressed by dismissing problems and enabling escapism.

Someone who is afraid of confrontation either internal or external.

"can we all just get along and not talk politics?"
Who called the positivity police?

by Dr.Crow February 27, 2023

Horny Police

These are the police responsible for bringing horny people into the system. Without them... the world would be filled with horny peverts.

Wait.

Tom: I heard Ted got caught looking at Sakura's boobies! He was caught by the horny police!
John: OH NO I SIMPED FOR BELLE DELPHINE IM GONNA GO TO HORNY JAIL!
(SEE HORNY JAIL!

by SomeMoronThatIsDumb April 4, 2023

Ning police

Someone who hunts a Ning

person 1: 2.2 isn't coming out
person 2: you Ning!!! im calling the Ning police!

by Freshbaked_bred June 26, 2023

Community Policing

The unpatriotic act turned the country into the United Stasi of America and the Stasi CIA, FBI, NSA unintelligent agencies run the program and confusion centers make up terrorist because there aren't any and outsource most of the harassment to local community groups such as infraretard and neighborhood nazis and Stasi pigs and insecurity guards, who are the FBI's (f) lying monkeys that smear campaign, track, harass, gaslight, 24/7 monitoring and sabotage waiting for you to make a mistake and their only protocol is to kill the targeted individual with plausible deniability. Fake Bureau of Investigation runs gangstalking (COINTELPRO) and Clowns Idiots and Assholes runs electronic harassment (MK ULTRA) to Disrupt, Discredit, Divide (DDD) to isolate, set up, nuetralize non investigative subjects by inducing mental breakdowns, psychosis, regression, helplessness, homelessness, hospitalization, incarceration, suicides, homicides, heart attacks, cancer, and car accidents that's undetectable and it's hard to prove because of invisibility, secrecy, and deception. Zersetzung is death by 1000 cuts. Slow Dagger Masonic revenge poisons every aspect of you're life to completely isolate you so you commit suicide. Freemasons are widespread in the CIA and are tied to the police and are community oriented. Gangstalkers are community oriented parasites or community oriented pussys or Coordinated Organized Persecution Stalking (COPS) program.

Gangstalking is community policing..

by TI Satan June 26, 2023

Super Poly

AHAHA! The "Hard out" against Labyrinth players.

Nerd "I actshtivate my twap card!"

Hym "PLAY ON TOUR OWN TURN NERD! SUPER POLY! GARUDA! AHAHAHAHAHA!"

by Hym Iam August 25, 2023

angry polack

Any polish person but especially the women. They are all angry and mentally unstable filthy women and will terrify the bravest of souls. Their only redeeming quality is they are superior in bed and are very slutty

Don’t mind her she’s an angry polack, she’s always mad.

by The_real_ask_jeeves July 18, 2024

angry polack

Anyone of polish descent. Especially women though. They are all angry. They also have very short fuses and no patience and will erupt into anger at a moments notice making them especially terrifying. Their only redeeming quality is that they use that passion and are great in bed and extremely slutty.

Damn that woman is crazy, I can’t stand angry polacks

by The_real_ask_jeeves July 18, 2024