magic peepee time

A great way to refer to sexual relations with a narcissistic man (while roasting him)

Narcissist: Oh yeah? Well kiss having sex with me goodbye!
Normal person: *sarcastically* No more magic peepee time? Oh no lol

by trixie83206 June 20, 2022

Chow_peepoHappy

L chatter and a lose who always grinds but never accomplishes anything.

You seen Chow_peepoHappy in chat recently?

No I think he's grinding valorant again... poor soul he's been hardstuck for the past 2 years.

by L chatter December 21, 2022

Black Peephole

A peephole that’s put in the door the opposite way so police can see what’s going on inside black peoples houses… because police unfairly bug black people… using a black peephole.

Hey (insert fellow police officers name). Let’s use this black peephole to see what black people are doing

by Cum Fungus April 17, 2023

the peepee poopoo gambit

its real

the peepee poopoo gambit is real i swear

by Alinzz August 24, 2023

holy peepee poopoo check

Bearded

bikers munching sliders look to the past for better riders stars and stripes

and girls in stetsons cows in buns and boys in westerns rock then roll for big check paydays mountain ranges

ten lane freeways this

Chilsing

land is our land but once was their land the untamed food of

gold rush miners the beef, the fries the roadside diners, oh say can you see from the nation of night its gift to the world the burger is might! look to the past for better riders stars and stripes and girls in stetsons cows in

and boys in westerns rock then roll for big check paydays mountain ranges ten lane freeways this land is our land but once was their

holy peepee poopoo check

by Gbungper September 30, 2023

Commander Peepers

when you try to get right with that REALLY pretty girl in class, but your penis pays you a visit. comes from the show “Wander Over Yonder”.

“I just wanna say, you’re really pretty.”
*you look down*
“Oh, goddamnit! Commander Peepers is at it again!”

by Muffinbuzzard June 14, 2024

Noah "PeePaw" Szymanski

Considered by some to be the greatest basketball player ever, PeePaw is known for longevity, playing across 4 decades. He averaged 18 PPG, on highly efficient shooting splits with a career .50 FG%, .37 3PT%, and .89 FT%. PeePaw entered the league in '76 quickly rising to be one of the leagues top forwards on both ends of the court, this peak was short-lived however as he led the league in turnovers in '81. The next year a bizarre trend emerged that was only later discovered by sportswriter Jon Bois in 2017. Rookie PG Fat Lever and PeePaw recorded the exact same stats over the course of the '82 season. This trend would continue all the way to Fat Lever's retirement in '95, including his injury in the '92 season where PeePaw sat out due to marital troubles. For the next four years PeePaw played limited minutes putting up career lows. However in 2000 when PeePaw started due to injury, he proceeded to have one of the greatest seasons ever at 43 years old. He averaged 26.8 PPG on 57.8% FG% and 40.6% 3PT% shooting, and 13.9 APG, winning the league's MVP and leading his team all the way to the finals. However, the most impressive stat from this season was PeePaw's 12 total dribbles, scoring purely off his silky jumper and masterful jab step + head fake bag. Much to the dismay of fans PeePaw announced his retirement in the post game 7 press conference saying that he couldn't continue on after the events of 9/11. This caused confusion at the time as nobody knew what 9/11 was.

Foolish Ragamuffin: "My glorious king Unc is the GOAT of basketball"
Wizened Elder: "Be quiet youngblood! Noah "PeePaw" Szymanski is the GOAT and it ain't even close. That brother blew up the defense like it was the North Tower"

by PeePaw_9/11_truther January 2, 2025