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Peanut Lord

our lord, he brings us joy with his maracas.. if you see him ever, be blessed, but be careful and DON’T blink or look away, he’ll snap your neck, so give him his maracas and watch him from afar, and if he’s pleased with your business, he’ll title you as the maraca king/queen, obviously not as great as being a peanut lord, but he looks so happy and cute :333
Person1: “Have you prayed to the Peanut Lord??”
Person2: “Who’s that??”
Person1: “SCP 173.”
Person2: “Oh yeah, then yes I did.”
by SillyCaterpillar December 31, 2024
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Peant

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Other spellings - Adjective: Peanty, Title: Peantness (Similar to Princess or Poochness), Beant (Ugly-Cute variation, said with a country accent).
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Definition: When a small female dog is very cute. Usually lavish and fluffy, and possibly wearing a tutu or dress.

Etymology: This word stems from the name Princess which is a common small female dog name. It also comes from the story of Princess and the Pea. Peas are tiny and due to their relation with the word Princess it is spelt; Peant.
Person 1: “Omg! Look at her, she is so peanty! Aww.”
by Wordier Rat King December 31, 2024
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Peanut butter glove

Fisting a human with an upset tummy
I put my fist in him so deep that it came out with a peanut butter glove !!
by Gilburt February 4, 2025
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Peanut Nose

A flat nose (Usually Filipinos have them).
by IdLxB February 11, 2025
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Peanur gang

A street gang formed in 2024 with members such as papa smolen (p.small) binx (bsav) and raka (digging d) it is a violent gang which should not be messed with…
Guy 1 - “yo cuz u rep peanur gang?”
Peanur gang member - “I’m PG (peanur gang) until I die p*ssy”
Guy 1 - “sorry bro
by MohammedAbdallah73 February 13, 2025
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peanu tuna

Peanu tuna went to work this morning
by LardLord007 March 4, 2025
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Peanut butter jelqing

When two men cover each others genitalia in peanut butter and jelly, they then rub their shafts together to make a PBJ, they don’t stop until one person cums. Whoever didn’t cum has to lick all of the peanut butter and jelly off of the other person
“Oh boy I really can’t keep doing peanut butter jelqing, Aaron always wins I’m tired of licking up everything
by Silly bug guy March 5, 2025
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