Wet Internet

Porn on the internet

Damn Metehan, you're always surfing that wet internet!

by totalfuckup August 14, 2014

Wet Oscar

(slang) A prank whereby a saliva-moistened finger is inserted into an unsuspecting person's nostril, often with a slight twisting motion, in the same manner as a wet willy.

Darren is such a jerk; he gave me a wet oscar.

by Seamus MacFarland O'Toole March 25, 2022

Wet-Nash

The action of a females soaking wet panties while performing foreplay.

Man she had a wet-Nash before I ever took her panties off.

She was so horny she had a big wet-Nash

Did you feel that wet-Nash rub against you during that lap dance.

by E=mc December 9, 2013

Wet Second

An extended period of time usually when you're bored off your tree

Oisin: Did it take you long to bust a load last night?

Brendan: Yea, I lasted a wet second

by Wet second January 29, 2018

wet backin

When you make her so wet when you're having sex that her back is covered in it, and so is the front of you.

I was so good last night, I had my girl wet backin.

by DatOneFrFr January 11, 2023

wet loans

When you provide financial assistance to a female in the hopes of engaging in sexual intercourse.

Pat from Chicago is already down $500 on his wet loans to his hot sorority intern.

by WetLoanGuy October 25, 2022

Wet Sean

When a guy wakes up with someone rubbing their penis in the guys ear.

Did you hear that I gave Jimmy a Wet Sean this morning?

by JaxLaw1982 February 12, 2023