Do the math

Do the math is something people with money say to people without money. This implies that they have what they have because they are good at budgeting. Actually, it’s the silver spoon phenom. They enjoy judging the have nots for how they spend what little they do have.

Multimillionaire:
Do the math. You camped for free but paid to take the bus instead of walking ten miles. You’re terrible with money. Whereas I booked my $350 a night hotel room on Priceline and had a promo code that gave me savings using money I inherited from yet another relative. Because I’m really good at math.

by BeStill December 01, 2019

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A rather mild type of slur to call people of the Asian race. It's called that way because Asians are stereotypically known to be extremely good at maths.

A: *looks at another table in a restaurant* Why the hell is there someone having raw octopus for dinner? That looks disgusting!
B: Ugh, must be those math people.

by shawtybuckwild August 13, 2023

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A subterranean beast that resembles an old woman. They can be found in sewers, abandoned subway systems, and other dark, wet places. They hibernate every 20 years, then come out of their lair and apply for a job at the local middle or high school. These creatures love watching children suffer, and will regularly steal or "confiscate" the belongings of their students. Math teachers also have the unique ability to warp time and space, making their class period last longer than the others. Every couple of years a child will go missing at school and then a few months later they'll find the body in the sewer. There is still some speculation, but theorists suggest this was the teachers fault.

"The math teacher has given me enough homework to last me until retirement!"

by larrybobjoe January 06, 2022

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