Lesbian love syndrome

Where you fall in love with someone you cant have, especially someone from another state

Person 1: They seem to be pretty happy
Person 2: They're talking to someone from Tennesse

Person 1: Ah, classic lesbian love syndrome

by ThatLesbian January 23, 2020

Lesbian Milf Hunter

A lesbian who goes out looking for hot moms.

She’s a lesbian milf hunter because she’s always out looking for single moms.

by Hotstuff23 May 18, 2023

Lesbian Carrot Sauce

When you throw a taco full of semen at a lesbian as punishment for your eternal suffering.

I gave her a taste of Lesbian Carrot Sauce.

by TheWettestDream February 1, 2017

Boarding School Lesbian

A girl who may not actually be homosexual in the conventional sense but engages in lesbian activity in her boarding school due to no available males.

I was pissed about being away from boys but maybe I could still get my sugar from some Boarding School Lesbian.

by ApricotFields September 28, 2018

lesbian standing 69

It's the same thing as a standing 69, the only difference is that two girls perform the move. One stands up and lifts the other in a tombstone piledriver position and they both eat their pussies until they cum.

Jennifer: I heard that you and Lexi had sex last night.

Becky: It was amazing, we did the lesbian standing 69 and after we cummed I fell back and we dropped in bed.

by Krashito February 6, 2017

ur dad lesbian

a comeback to roast people with cuz you epic

HAH steve ur mom gay
ur dad lesbian

by urmomishellagayy May 28, 2019

Lesbian Black Magic

(noun)

1. The answer to life, the universe, and everything. Can be used in place of any answer. Lesbian Black Magic (commonly referred to as LBM) is a generic answer used to respond to any question.
Other generic answers in this category are "because," "42," and "Chuck Norris," other words that will answer ANY question.

2. The strongest power in the universe. The Force can't even compare to LBM.

Guy 1: "What's the answer to number four?"
Guy 2: "Lesbian Black Magic."
Guy 1: "OHH. Right, right. Should've thought of that."

OR

Guy 1: "DUDE. She totally blasted me with her Lesbian Black Magic!"
Guy 2: "Are you alright?! I'm surprised you're still alive!"

by LesbianBlackMagic May 27, 2011