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French fry 

Damn French fry is looking fine asf today

:french_bread:

Bread from france.
Usually seen in france next to the white flags.
If you hapen to be in france and want some :french_bread: you should ask for Baguette.
It's also a fucking meme used on the 'Republic of Dave' discord server.
It also seems to be catch on on some other servers.
Also it's an emoji.
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Guy : Dud where can I get some :french_bread: ?
Dud : France.
:french_bread: by KaboomTheBomb April 11, 2017

french faker 

When kissing you rapidly stick your tongue in and out of their mouth
He gave me a french faker last night and it was totally gross

French Opening 

Noun:
The butthole.

Verb:
The opening of the anus.

Synonyms:
Corn Chute, Turd Tunnel, Crap Cannon, Shit Shooter, Balloon Knot, Monkey Button, Portal to Paradise, Stink star, Hershey Highway, Shit Pit, Brown Eye, Chocolate Starfish, Rusty Bullet Hole, Rusty Sheriffs Badge.
Shaun: I was in the French Opening yesterday for my first time!
Kurt: Oh, I love tennis!
Shaun: No, I mean my boyfriends French Opening.

french pants 

"French pants" mean a really sexy underwear that most french canadian wear. Only really lucky men have seen these type of delicate lingerie.

Can also mean smart sexy ass.
While travelling in Australia, Justin and Marty had both France pants but never get to see French pants. They went back to English Canada where woman still think France in the pants is fashionable...
french pants by Dumurousse June 13, 2017

French fry short of a Happy Meal

Someone who's brain is not functioning at full capacity.
She's a french fry short of a Happy Meal, cause when the Special Olympics are on, she thinks it's her birthday.