crown of brown

Pooping a perfect circle on your partner's head in a very sexual way.

My girl is a princess, so I like to treat her to a crown of brown every chance I get.

by Dogs.Breakfast June 9, 2016

Crowd Catcher

Similar to a "Cow Catcher"; A Crowd Catcher is a metal frame at the front of a vehicle for pushing aside uninformed protesters.

Nick got a new crowd catcher put on his truck, so he's able to make it through Atlanta now.

by NotA RealPerson July 9, 2016

Crowblock

When your inebriated friend inadvertently smothers any chance you had at getting laid tonight, as if he was Jon Snow protecting the Wall

I was gonna bang that chick tonight until you crowblocked me.

by got123 November 5, 2016

crowdis(last name)

Crowdis's are very sweet but tough. They are updated on everything trending and are a great family!(last name)

Crowdis(last name)family:I love my family

Swift family:mines completely weird

by Ashtenryan is ME March 17, 2017

Crowded House

Anal sex with someone with hemorrhoids.

Jake: "That girl was sexy af! Did you have sex with her?"
Ian: "She only wanted anal! Too bad she had hemorrhoids! Was a total Crowded House"

by BettyBigg May 8, 2017

Crown rumping

The act of getting some one black out drunk on Crown Royal, inserting your fist into their anus, and leaving before they awaken.

I think my girl friend went crown rumping last night because my ass hurts and there were plastic gloves on the night stand this morning.

by Piptholomew June 23, 2017

crowser

The Depicition of watching birds hover and deter in directions of flight and circle the landings.

when you looked crowsers came in swarms impeding danger

by LILILO547 August 30, 2017