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Christian Rock

Something you have ready to scare off a bad blind date.
If you play it, they will run.
by yaoigirlproxy January 26, 2005
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Chris Jericho

Chris Jericho is the most mature athlete on the planet. He is a living legend, and victimises the crowd and insults them as to what they truly are. A group of hypocrites, sychophants, loyal dogs.

The former Ayatollah of Rock N Rolla killed Y2J by destroying Shawn Michaels and smacking his wife in the face.
Chris Jericho - "You people make me sick. A group of idiots who don't give me the respect I deserve for being so mature"

Me - "Wow, he is even more mature than Chris Brown"
by SteRDLK May 29, 2009
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Chris

Chris The Name Commonly Given To Sex Crazed Creatures.
''Man, That Guy Is A Total Chris''
by jodanniii July 24, 2009
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Christmaxx

A holiday celebrated on December 23, involving a gathering of old friends at one person's house.

Festivities include a white elephant gift exchange with the ability to "steal" gifts via keg stand duels.

Game play: Once the first player opens a gift, each subsequent player has the option to (1) keep the gift they unwrap or (2) challenge another player to a keg stand duel to steal his or her previously unwrapped gift.

Keg stand duels must be observed and counted by all party participants using the following phrase; "Christmaxx 1...Christmaxx 2...Christmaxx 3...etc."

The counting continues until each participant cannot consume any more beer. The winner is determined based on the highest "Christmaxx" count. Ties result in repeating the process above until a winner is determined.

The winner of the duel gets to keep the challenged gift while the loser gets the unwanted item. Gifts may be challenged more than once during the evening.
"I think I blacked-out at Christmaxx last night."

"I can't believe you stole her potato gun at Christmaxx."
by visattaq April 4, 2009
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ChristmaBirthday Gift

When your birthday is near christmas and your parents and or friends are too cheap to buy you separate gifts
Guy 1: What'd you get for christmas?

Guy 2: A New Phone

Guy 1: Didn't you say you were getting that for your birthday?

Guy 2: Yeah my parents were too cheap to buy me two gifts, so i got it as a christmabirthday gift

Guy 1: Fail
by Finite1 December 31, 2008
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Chrisparrow

When someone is constantly saying something that is not funny, or that causes people to become hating of what someone says.
Group: Haha, Brett has termites!
P1: No! Brett doesn't have termites, he has crabs! *Laughs*
Group: ... You are being such a chrisparrow!
by Germa88 May 9, 2009
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Chris Titus

A very popular stand up comedian.

Also happens to be a very tall, sexy MOFO
Damn, I wish I could be as cool as Chris Titus
by chiefsfan2985 July 29, 2009
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