amish chicken

A boy under the age of 18 with a fresh of the farm look that makes an older woman want to sexually corrupt him. Usually exists with a threat of incarceration.

With all these amish chickens running around it's amazing I'm not in bed or jail.

by chickencatcher April 16, 2013

chicken peck

when two people kiss for less than a second on the lips with no tongue

that wasn’t a kiss! that was a chicken peck!

by something about chickens February 17, 2019

Chicken Thanksgiving

Any event that is exceptionally incongruous or illogical according to the conventional reality in which it happens.
This is based on the idea of chicken during thanksgiving being something associatively, factually incorrect.

Yo man this grey orb phased through my closet and thanked me for buying a car I don't even have. What the hell? I think I just had a chicken thanksgiving.

by Darksack November 21, 2019

burnt chicken

1) A playful, affectionate, endearing term for a Pontiac Firebird used among Pontiac/Chevy/GM owners.
2) Derogatory, derisive... or... aggressive term for a Pontiac Firebird used among plebians, but especially Mustang owners.

GM SYMPATHIZER: "Buddy! How's your burnt chicken doing??"
FIREBIRD OWNER: "Pretty good, man; I just did a burnout in my grandma's driveway with it!"

MUSTANG OWNER: "YOUR BURNT CHICKEN AIN'T WORTH A PILE OF HORSE CRAP!"
FIREBIRD OWNER: "Shut up, Horse."

by uhh..mr.locke? May 16, 2016

soggy chicken

Fat wet white bitch

Yo girl a soggy chicken sorry she wants my nuts bro

by Whole chicken December 20, 2016

Weird chicken

A solitary chick that hatched alone after a failed incubation batch and was forced to grow up alone, thereby creating a chicken without a flock, that when matured and brought out to join the other grown chickens outside, the flock is unable to accept this strange new bird and pecks it away. The weird chicken, having not grown up with chicks it’s own age to becomes a flock with, is flockless, unsocialized except to humans.

Can also apply to humans

That poor Weird Chicken, the other chickens wouldn’t let her roost with them, they pecked her away. She had to go sleep by herself in the below freezing temperatures and got frostbite. Let’s keep her as a house chicken now.

Yeah, Charlie’s a Weird Chicken. It’s ok though.

I’m worried about Mike living alone and working from home all week. He’s going to turn into a Weird Chicken

by kyy March 10, 2022

Chicken Bean

The product of a chicken's ovulation, also known as an EGG.

Please go collect the chicken beans from the hen house.

by Crzy Chiken March 14, 2018