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Bread

A food object that comes from wheat, but the homophobic people refer to us non-bianary people as a slice of bread, like I'm sorry BUT WHY THE FUCK WOULD I TAKE OFFENSE TO BEING CALLED A SLICE OF BREAD BRO THAT SOUNDS AWSOME DUDE I WANNA BE A FUCKIN SLICE OF BREAD BRUV WE SHALL WORSHIP THE WHEAT AND GRAINS
Individual 1: your a slice of bread
Individual 2: thank you
Individual 1: that was supposed to be offensive

Individual 2: why would I take that offensively I love being a slice of bread that shit sounds awesome

Individual 1: okay fuck, ummm your a slice of cheese then
Individual 2: OKAY COME AT ME BRUV IMA BOUT TO THROW HANDS-
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In-bread chromosome

Dashaun Johnson

His foreheads shaped like a toenail
Dashaun: get the fuck off my seat bitch
Izyaune: get your fucking fingers out my ass bitch
Liam: bro you bitches gay ass fuck,
Dashaun: stfu Liam
Liam: stfu you fuckin in-bread chromosome
by Jajnjknsoanuowjce November 21, 2019
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bread brawl

Bunch of guys in a circle waking off in a piece of bread . The last one who cums had to eat it.
I had to eat the bread because I came last . Bread brawl
by anonymous March 15, 2023
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Bread

Bread.Theres all kinds of bread in the world,White bread, Pumpernickel,bagels,And sourdough.Most men like sourdough.Laurenzside is the QUEEN of bread.If you don't know her,type her user on YouTube.
Men:I LOVE sourdough! It's my favorite kind of bread!

Laurenzside:Im the queen of bread! (Laughs in bread queen.)
by Lylalalaappapapapqppq December 18, 2022
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Mitsubishi Electric bread oven is the greatest toaster to ever exist
by SyrisTV May 16, 2022
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knead my bread

When she's about to give you head and know you have to fart. It is the precursor to a duch-oven. knead my bread
She was in the oven "kneading my bread(dick) be like hey , you're about to be in the dutch-oven. knead my bread
by Nicholas Duda December 15, 2015
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Bread

by McKenna 💕 March 26, 2022
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