microsoft windows

Complete and utter crap.
The biggest piece of shit technology ever invented. Easy to get viruses, breaks down every other second; just absolute shit.

I hate my school for not havin' taught us how to use apple Macintosh instead of piece of shit Microsoft Windows!

by fuckitall June 11, 2006

grass widower

A man who has devorced or seperated from his wife; a man whose wife is temporarily absent.

We didn't know if he had a girlfriend, if he was single, or if he was a grass widower.

by David Horvitz March 10, 2005

Windows

A new invention that lets you see thru walls.

Look thru that window.

by Shang November 12, 2003

WindowsLogic Productions

A practice based in the UK for computer support, repair and software.

I've been to the WindowsLogic Productions website today, it was fun.

by WindowsLogic April 21, 2017

Windows 10

Has the nice UI and Graphics of Windows 8, but built for a laptop or desktop. This Update will probably be available in 2015 for PCs', tablets, Windows Phone, and yes Xbox One.

Guy 1: Finally I can get rid of this piece of shit Windows 8, lel am joining Windows Insider Program to get Windows 10 Technical Preview Guy 2: Hey dumb poor PS4 kid I get a superior gaming experience with Windows 10.

by Little Osorio January 15, 2015

widow

a member of a "click", "gang", etc. who is unknown to the public and law.

we couldn't find a clue to link us to a "perp" so he's a widow.

by BigboiNick November 2, 2006

windows accelerator

The perfect file name for hiding something from an idiot on their desktop.

"Hey Mario! How come your windows accelerator kicks in everytime you leave the booth?? It appears to be an away message"

by beefjerkeytime! May 26, 2009