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Portland Pistol Whip

While getting an HJ (or ZJ) in the Champagne Room of a grimey Portland strip club, the stripper disses your Veganism background and your pussy-ass Twill pants so you rise up and beat her down with your hammer, whilst also glazing her face with your seed making her look like a VooDoo Donut.
Ryan: I’m going to Portland this weekend, going to check out some strip clubs.

James: Oh yeah? Well don’t go to club 205, I went there dressed in my hipster ass clothes and the bitch dissed me. So I mushroom stamped her and left without paying.

Ryan: We should call that the Portland Pistol Whip!
by DirtyMike&ThaBoyz December 11, 2017
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Whip it out

Appropriate response for when someone tells you to suck his dick
by thurb June 28, 2023
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Wiener whipped

When a female does everything that her man says to do. The opposite of pussy whipped.
She was going to come out with us, but her man said no. She is wiener whipped.
by hawkbball September 16, 2022
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gator whip

To whip or slap someone with one's cock. Similar to mushroom stamping, except it is with the whole dick. Basically a cock slap.
by RICO1337 August 9, 2010
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Whipped

When someone is in complete awe of someone else and literally cannot take their eyes, or stop thinking of that person.
“And if that Taehyung kid requests anyone other than me, I'm gonna quit.” Jungkook is whipped for taehyug baby.
by Dabesst August 9, 2019
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spray whip

by Billiam Beaver July 6, 2016
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verbally whipped

Similar to pussy whipped, but in this situation the person being whipped is receiving no pussy, and instead is whipped by the idea of talking to a pretty girl.
"Did you see how Brandon blew us off for those freshman girls?"
"Yeah he's pussy whipped""
"Nah dude, we both know he's not getting any, he's verbally whipped."
by P0nd Scum June 6, 2018
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