up a tree in rosemount

i prefer not to tell you where i am because your not welcome

"hi were are you"

"im up a tree in rosemount you arent welcome"

by shockin mclaughlin April 27, 2014

AK-47 Tree

It is a tree that grows AK-47s

dude: Wow! That's a gig AK-47 Tree!

by youdontnnedtoknow January 12, 2021

Under the pecan tree

Verb. Slang for cheating, usually between two people who are both married.

Brandon was under the pecan tree with Jennifer.

by girlsdontpoo October 22, 2020

Hillbilly Pine Tree

When you find a tick on the shaft of your penis and then have a woman use her teeth to remove it while she blows you

Man after work i got me a hillbilly pine tree

by javier montanyze June 30, 2011

Bradford Pear Tree

Someone who is physically attractive but suffers from gastrointestinal issues resulting in frequent flatulence.

Hey Brad! Did you see Stacey the other day? She is fucking HOT. How is she still single?

Dude shes a Bradford Pear Tree. She looks fine as hell but no way anyone wants to share a bed with that chick.

by k_saymit February 12, 2022

High fived the tree

smoking weed(marijuana)...

naw we just hung out and high fived the tree

by MArijuana follower July 5, 2010

tree hugging season

That time of year that starts around Earth Day and ends a few months after (weather good for protesting) when hippies go out and recycle, smoke pot, make drum circles, and eat granola bars.

Joe: Gay hippies are in the library complaining about The Man, must be tree hugging season. season.

by Timmeh-San April 22, 2009