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rosemount 

Rosemount is a outer ring suburb of the 7 county metro that is anchored on Minneapolis and St. Paul. Rosemount is basically on the edge of civilization when it comes to the metro area. If you keep going far enough down a road you will find yourself in farmland. Rosemount is connected other affluent suburbs such as Apple Valley and Eagan.
Like every other suburb in mid-western America, there is absolutely nothing to do here. There are a few stores and stuff but that's about it. There are malls and crap, if thats your thing. During the summer you can head up to Minneapolis and watch the twins play for something to do. In the winter and fall, the RHS football team usually is decent, and the games are fun to be at.
Rosemount's climate is just as shitty as any other town in Minnesota. The summer is nice, sometimes rainy, and then the winter is cold as fuck and snowy. That's about it. It kind of goes from winter to summer and summer to winter. Fall lasts about two weeks and is when you get prepared for an onslaught of snow and cold. Spring doesn't even happen. One day in April we get like 5 inches of snow, the next it melts and is 50 degrees (which by the way is shorts weather for Minnesotans) and then its summer.

''hey dude what's up''
''nothing. wanna play xbox''
''aight''

-typical conversation that would take place in rosemount
rosemount by jayfresh February 26, 2008
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Rosemount 

A really horrible highschool that doesnt teach you jack shit
Synonym- hoesmount
I went to rosemount highschool, so the teachers are crap and all the girls are hoes
Rosemount by Yeeetothehawwww January 2, 2019

Rosemount HS

A school that’s basically 90% white and filled with hicks who love to say the n word and racist ass teachers. Every class is filled with emo ass niggas so you can neva know if the lil quiet white kid in the corner that always has his hoodie on, got a heater on him. Where freshman suck sophomores dicks for juul’s and getting pregnant by seniors. Rosemount ❤️
Rosemount HS by trump2020🤡 December 1, 2019

up a tree in rosemount 

i prefer not to tell you where i am because your not welcome
"hi were are you"

"im up a tree in rosemount you arent welcome"
while being mounted, the victim reverses on the mounter and dominates him. This is four times the humiliation of a regular mount.
you just got worked son! REMOUNT! Suck my cock!
remount by maskedMounter March 26, 2009

RoseRuntWolf 

A Bieber loving art thief on Deviantart who likes to trace over peoples pictures and charge points for her stolen stuff. Complains that people hate her and blocks users for asking her to credit the stuff she uses (pictures, line arts, designs, etc.) Still unbanned because Deviantart staff are lazy. Once stole a picture from ChickenSmoothie.com, leaving the websites name ON the image, and posted it claiming that she drew it.
Dude, you stole Johns homework and sold it to Macey. You just pulled a RoseRuntWolf
RoseRuntWolf by Trollstop April 8, 2011

Rosemantic 

adj. Believed to be an important aspect to have while being in a relationship, no matter whether you've been on one date or are married, but is, in fact, NOT A WORD!!!
Rosemantic is not a word and hopefully never will be!
Rosemantic by bladesedge January 28, 2012
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murderhobo 

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