Child

A little devil that comes out of a woman’s beautiful pussy ruining it in the process. Will grow to be a little ungrateful piece of shit and will eventually be an issue that you can never fix.

My child just destroyed my house.

by Problems of the world November 24, 2018

Child predator

Men who are only attracted to and hunt out young girls to give them sexual favors

That nigga Luke a CHILD PREDATOR

by Civil liberties of minors May 2, 2020

Child Groom

A Married boy

He is her child groom

by 459395 March 8, 2022

Chicken nugget Child

Is a annoying/funny person

A peson that is light skin and has a oval head

A child that eats a lot of chicken nuggets

Shut up chicken nugget child

Whitney looks like a chicken nugget child

by Tabiuit November 13, 2018

poster child

A mural-sized painting or photo of an attractive youngster.

Having a poster child on da wall may or may not be comparably satisfying or enjoyable as having one or more real rug-rats around, depending on your own temperament, physical capabilities, financial situation, etc. On da one hand, just staring at a nice picture won't give you da uniquely-pleasurable experience of actually holding and caring for a warm living breathing pint-sized fellow human, but on da other hand, it will save you da time, effort, expense (especially if said offspring has a bratty/delinquent tendency, in which case extra clothing-store/toy-department purchases or fines/bail-money would be an additional concern), emotional trauma, etc. of raising actual in-da-flesh children.

by QuacksO December 2, 2023

Child support

What I'm still waiting for

"Hey dad, where is my child support?"

by BestieBAKAbae May 23, 2021

Childe

The sexiest ginger to ever exist, you’ll bust a fat fucking nut just by looking at him. And the amount of money that man has is unreal..and the amount of stamina that man has in sex..

“Oh my god I had the best sex of my life with childe last night, he’s so fucking kinky. I’m orgasaming just by thinking about it..”

“Really? I heard he has so much stamina in sex it’s unreal”

“We went 9 rounds, I don’t know I’m even walking right now. I may be pregnant”

“You’re gonna be a single mom lol”

by Cockokok July 30, 2021