Math

math with quotations means meth, but less knowable, so you can snort it in the middle of math class, with no one knowing.

ay, Charles, let's go do "math" after school! I need my fix,

by kemeheme23 September 2, 2022

Darryls Math

Someone who under exaggerates. You need to take that number and multiply it by 4.

Hey Darryl how many skanks did you bang this month? " I fucked 3 bro" . Now we have to assume, Darryls Math. He banged 12 skanks.

by The kreeateor April 22, 2020

Math

The most painful thing that can ever, you will be painfully forced into for your entire life

All math must die

by 1val March 23, 2021

Miami Math

The uncanny arithmetic of life in Miami: finding yourself in the right place at the wrong time, or the wrong place at the right time, where luck, chaos, and destiny are always working the same equation.

Miami Math is ending up at a party you weren’t invited to, and meeting someone who changes your life.

by G2evera August 11, 2025

Sparx Maths

A website that makes children want to kill themselves people would rather fuck a rabbit than use this fucking website I only use it because my teacher will rape me if not.

Mark:*Checks in on me while I'm doing sparx maths and finds me hanging from a rope*

by Jimboandtheunconsentsualfinger May 21, 2023

Math

Mental Abuse To Humanity

Person 1: Ugh i hate math
Person 2: Yeah its mental abuse to humanity

by handle587645678942986724386928 October 13, 2020

California Math

When the number or quantity portrayed by an individual is no where near what the actual number or quantity is.

Kendrick said we only had 2 truck loads of boxes to move, there was 7. He needs to stop using that California math when counting.

by Dumpsterfire Commando March 20, 2025