Tree Falls in the Woods

When an individual sexually pleasures him/herself in a room (usually a dorm room) with another person in it, but the other person doesn't know. Typically the person that doesn't know is asleep or drunk.

Girl 1: Hey roommate, if a tree falls in the woods but nobody hears it, does it really make a sound?
Girl 2: Bitch don't get all philosophical n shit on me I know you fucked yourself last night.
Girl 1: fml

by Mr.nj June 13, 2016

AK-47 Tree

It is a tree that grows AK-47s

dude: Wow! That's a gig AK-47 Tree!

by youdontnnedtoknow January 12, 2021

Under the pecan tree

Verb. Slang for cheating, usually between two people who are both married.

Brandon was under the pecan tree with Jennifer.

by girlsdontpoo October 22, 2020

alabama tree frog

A sex position where a male dwarf climbs a larger female's body until he stops to jump on her. He jumps until she screams in pain, and then after this the dwarf croaks like a frog.

Dude, Evan was an Alabama Tree frog last night. He told me all about it.

by yeet_god April 19, 2018

Hillbilly Pine Tree

When you find a tick on the shaft of your penis and then have a woman use her teeth to remove it while she blows you

Man after work i got me a hillbilly pine tree

by javier montanyze June 30, 2011

tree hugging season

That time of year that starts around Earth Day and ends a few months after (weather good for protesting) when hippies go out and recycle, smoke pot, make drum circles, and eat granola bars.

Joe: Gay hippies are in the library complaining about The Man, must be tree hugging season. season.

by Timmeh-San April 22, 2009

High fived the tree

smoking weed(marijuana)...

naw we just hung out and high fived the tree

by MArijuana follower July 5, 2010