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up a tree in rosemount

i prefer not to tell you where i am because your not welcome
"hi were are you"

"im up a tree in rosemount you arent welcome"
by shockin mclaughlin April 27, 2014
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tree hugging season

That time of year that starts around Earth Day and ends a few months after (weather good for protesting) when hippies go out and recycle, smoke pot, make drum circles, and eat granola bars.
Joe: Gay hippies are in the library complaining about The Man, must be tree hugging season. season.
by Timmeh-San April 22, 2009
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High fived the tree

naw we just hung out and high fived the tree
by MArijuana follower July 5, 2010
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AK-47 Tree

It is a tree that grows AK-47s
dude: Wow! That's a gig AK-47 Tree!
by youdontnnedtoknow January 12, 2021
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peach tree dish

According to world renowned nuclear physicist and congresswoman from the great state of Georgia, the peach tree dish is the preferred growth medium of Bill Gates when growing fake meat that allegedly gives US citizens a zap in their body when eating a real cheeseburger to again eat the fake Bill Gates burger. The theory of how develops the desire to eat Bill Gates' fake meat in the first place, has yet to fall from an orifice of MTG.

See also: gazpacho police
The brain of Marjorie Taylor Green must be located in a peach tree dish somewhere because there's no chance it is in her head.
by ThumbsUpSisterFucker June 8, 2022
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Palm Tree Pounder

Remember when Dorothy was in the wizard of oz and got knocked out before the tornado?

….

YOU’VE BEEN HIT IN THE HEAD WITH A BALLSACK.

You’re on a bunk bed, you have a pony tail sitting perfectly on the crown of your head, you have the two last rationed pieces of toilet paper and you’re are waving them in the wind like a palm tree in the wind,

We are licking them,

….THEN the hurricane …

BOOBNADO

you’re swirling in the hurricane, dorothys here, (TOTO too)

The HAIRY BALLSACK DROPS IN

….TEA BAG ….in the face!!!!!!!!!!

!!!!!!!!RUN FOR COVER!!!!!!!

THEN

Porky the porch pounding monster’s grundle is out and SWINGIN’ (played by Chris Pratt)

You have an euphoric experience….

.:..You’re in the world of balls. ..:…

Finally,

you land, under a palm tree.

You fall in love with Porky.

The two lived happily ever after pounding under the palm trees.

The End

You’ve been sincerely pounded by the

Palm tree

Naughty Porky
Bad Girl

AMEN.
by KushVeeVee August 15, 2021
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Hillbilly Pine Tree

When you find a tick on the shaft of your penis and then have a woman use her teeth to remove it while she blows you
Man after work i got me a hillbilly pine tree
by javier montanyze June 30, 2011
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