Dubai Steamer

When your lady friend lays some pistachio's on your chest and proceeds to lay a fat log on top of the pistachio's, effectively crushing them for your mutual enjoyment.

"Shes into some real freaky shit"
"like a Cleveland steamer?"
"Nah a Dubai Steamer"

"Dear God"

by fengshuiloverladyboy67 January 8, 2026

Simple Steamer

An average sized log or small pile of excrement, steamy in nature.

“Just left a simple steamer behind that bush over there.”

by Militantswine6 January 12, 2026

Anti-starmerism

The sensation of feeling violently ill upon seeing keir Starmer's Face ,or hearing his voice.

I was watching the news ,while eating dinner and i had a sudden attack of Anti-starmerism .

by Pan Horned God January 13, 2026

The Smitty Steamer

Very much like the Cleveland Steamer, The Smitty Steamer is performed by a small individual doing a rather "sloppy" shit on the other and rubbing it in using his Genitals.

Landy walked in on Chrissy giving Grimmer The Smitty Steamer

by Benjii Richards March 7, 2008

Marie Calender Steamer

When one receives a blowjob in a car outside a resturant in the middle of winter and the windows steam up

Damn, that was the best marie calender steamer I ever had. I had to let the windows down to cool off

by buster903 October 16, 2010

Old One Strategy

The political calculation that scaring seniors will replace fear of minorities as a ploy to win elections.

The GOP can no longer rely on the Southern strategy so now they are employing the Old One Strategy to win elections

by R. Paine October 23, 2011

Grover Cleveland Steamer

When 2 guys DP a trash barrel whore and after pulling out scat on her chest.

Laura wanted it so bad after that non-profit event that Frank and Mike gave her a Grover Cleveland Steamer she'll never forget.

by soyparty August 29, 2014