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Guacamole Fruit Roll Up 

A guacamole fruit roll up, or guac roll up for short is when a guy eats shitty food then vomits it out into the vagina or rectum of a girl and is penetrated by a penis, dildo, vibrator, or hand
Last night after I went out with her and got Taco Bell and I vomited so instead of giving her a hand job her a guacamole fruit roll up in her vagina and fucked her.
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Lubbock Tuck N’ Roll 

(noun) The act of sexual gratification through stuffing your phallus member into the overhanging fat deposits of a bulbous partner.
I bet Amy Schumer could give a mean Lubbock Tuck N’ Roll!

Or
I got my first Lubbock Tuck N’ Roll last night, I think there’s still some in my flaps.
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Kansas City Swiss Roll 

The act of shitting into a used condom, placing it into the freezer to solidify, and using it as a dildo
Charlene and I bumped uglies last night after I had Taco Bell so she could have a Kansas City Swiss Roll tomorrow.

Stop, Drop, and Roll 

to go to a place hastily, drop a deuce, and roll up out of there.
After work, Chris came home to Stop, Drop, and Roll in order to clear his system and get ready for the night.

pork roll 

Staple food of the small, impoverished Italian colony known as New Jersey.
I'd like a pork roll, egg, and cheese -- salt pepper ketchup.
pork roll by basileus May 30, 2006

crunchy roll 

A crunchy roll is when you leave a jizzy cum soaked towel or tissue on the floor, to dry up and harden, for someone else (room service, a friend, etc) to pick up and discover!
After he came on her butt, he cleaned it up with a towel and left a crunchy roll on the floor for room service to pick up!
crunchy roll by The Hern May 11, 2018

maine lobstah roll 

the act of fucking a girl while on her period followed by a session of titty fucking ending in ejaculation on her chin
"ayuh, i gave the missus one wicked maine lobstah roll last night! you should see the blood on her tits!"