The Rock Tribunal

The place where the rankings of bands are decided headed up by The Rock Oracle.

I wonder how it was decided Metallica are A leaguers, oh ya the Rock tribunal got it Wight.

by The Rock Oracle July 15, 2023

Gent Rock

A colloquially and loosely defined sub-genre of mainstream alternative/indie rock that is popular among people who range in age from 28 to 49 that are apart of gentrification movements in communities that disparage and displace working class citizens. Bands that encompass the gent rock sub-genre are the the following, but not limited to: Dave Matthews Band, Iron and Wine, Band of Horses, Arcade Fire, the Bad Suns, and bands/musicians who cover Wagon Wheel at a local dive bar during open mic night

Person 1: "Hey dude, do you want to go downtown tonight to see that jam band everybody in town is talking about?"
Person 2: "Nah. I'm good. I think I will just stay here at my neighborhood dive bar tonight and drink Hamm's. I'm not a big fan of gent rock anyway and I don't feel like hanging around a bunch of yuppies who think they know everything there is to know about craft beer while bragging about how much money their parents give them."
Person 1: "Yeah dude, good call. Those people gent-terrify the crap outta me anyway."

-or-

Person: "Those gents and their gent rock. I am not a big fan of Dave Matthews Band, but the gents sure are! I am more of a metal kind of guy. These gents are pricing me out of town, which is too bad, because I like it here in Boulder. I think I might move back up to Billings where I can afford to live and be around people like me who are not so yuppie. People in Billings don't judge me for drinking Hamm's and listening to metal."

by Dominic Pace May 29, 2018

The Rock sus

The Rock Sussy😳

Dont Let Him Catch You In 4k Or Else Your Gonna Get Fucked By A 6’11 Black Man So No Corn Hub Durning NNN. NO SEXY CORN VIDEOS (unless the rock approves) the rock sus is kinda sus

by Mega Bbc November 29, 2021

Rock the Door

When a high school student places a rock in the door so when the skip they can then sneak back into the school without being caught.

Kasey: dude lets go to Costco instead of music theory.

Garrett: Ok. But we are going to have to Rock the Door.

Kasey: I have the Rock Right here.

by StreetRac3r1337 May 1, 2009

Detroit rocks

Detroit rocks are pieces of crumbling, fallen down or demolished buildings that we find all over the D, otherwise known as 313.

Hey bud, what are all those cool objects on your mantle ?
Oh, those are Detroit rocks. Look, I got a piece of Michigan Central Station.

by nageuse September 12, 2012

Rock Band

The best invention to make your children want to play real life drums. Using a guitar hero drumset makes the drums in the game look pretty much identical to regular drum kits. The game is obviously similar to guitar hero except that now you have drums and microphones. Playing the guitar im this game wont make you come far in real life, but learning how to play the drums will make you get a good sense of BPM. The singing on easy will simply make you understand the lyrics, but even if you sound a horse getting buttfucked in the face you can get lots of points. If you want to learn drums, rock band can be a good start for you. When you manage to complete expert without trouble, you can start learning which pattern resembles the correct pad on real drums ( on most drum kits.) rock band was the reason i learned how to play drums, and became the most repected guy in my school. Practice=skill!

Guy #1: Dude how you get so good at drums you're amazing!!!
Rock band dude: i just started playing rock band and got addicted therefore i wanted to learn real drums.
Guy #1: cool story bro.

by ThatGuyWhoLikesMetal May 15, 2014

asap rock

Quickly done and with purpose.

We need to link up ASAP rock. I’m trying to make moves.

by Thewhitestallion December 21, 2017