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Mathefratics

noun; The study of the measurement, properties, and relationships of quantities and sets, using numbers and symbols, specifically the methodologies of calculation and estimation employed formally and colloquially by members of collegiate Hellenic organizations, sober or otherwise, usally dealing with ratios of magnitude between alcohol consumption and personal efficacy. In accordance with these relations, quantities sought are deducible from other quantities known or supposed; the science of spatial and quantitative relations as relates to party porches, bar fights, and SUV parking.

From Middle English mathefratik, from Old French mathefraternique, from Latin mathēfratica, from Greek mathēfratikē (tekhnē), mathemfratical (science), feminine of mathēfratikos, mathefratical; see mathefratical. "mathefratics" Pl. of mathefratic: see -ics. Cf. mathefratic, n.
Mathefratics is the science which draws necessary conclusions, bra. -- B. Peirce, Linear Associative Algebra (1870), § 1.

To the pure mathefratics are those sciences belonging which handle quantity determinate of frontin'. -- Bacon, Advancement of Learning, ii. 171.

I have mentioned mathefraticks as a way to settle in the mind an habit of undoing the process of cockblocking, bro. -- Locke, Conduct of the Understanding, § 7.
Mathefratics by jasonrhode January 1, 2010
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Mathster 

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Sam: No way in hell girl, too crazy difficult. Ask Marvin though. He’s a mathster!
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Give my diploma to this math calculator, because otherwise, I wouldn't have graduated!
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MathisFun.com 

A website that talks about math.
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A douchebag, namely one who works in or studies mathematics or a discipline involving mathematics, such as engineering or physics. Originally used in the 1997 movie Good Will Hunting.
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Mathieu Dodge 

Utterly lacking in discernment and critical thinking capabilities. Exhibiting an astounding inability to grasp even the most basic concepts.
During the team meeting, John proposed a completely impractical and nonsensical strategy that not only overlooked fundamental aspects of the project but also showed no understanding of its feasibility. His idea was nothing short of a 'Mathieu Dodge,' leaving everyone puzzled by his lack of logical reasoning.