Man Spider

Man spider
Man spider
Does whatever a human can
Goes to work
Looks at memes
Gives up on his hopes and dreams

Look out

Here comes the man spider

“What’s your favorite song?”
“The Man Spider theme.”

by Fangirl7777 August 31, 2019

hanuka man

a jewish man who, on the first night of hanuka, goes into your home and gives you money, makes you bagels, and does your taxes. ( like santa claus but for jewish children )

joseph : hey ismael what did you get from the hanuka man?

ishmael : oh! some cool stuff like $100, some bagels, and a tax exemption!

joseph : SWEET!

by no one of concern June 22, 2009

man-scraps

Origins: hot men employed in staff canteens/cafes. They often appear outside the kitchen's back door, tempting the passing professional ladies like scraps of food being thrown for the local hungry dogs.

Wider use: general term for any hot men.

"Hey, that man-scrap who likes to stare is back at work today, result!"

On entering bar: "Man-scraps to the left!"

by Joyce the claw April 15, 2010

Spam-man

A man that occasionally has sexual feelings for a can of spam

Friend: "Dude we need to get some spam."
Spam-man: "We can't bro, imma get a boner that could cut glass!!"

by Leeloodeedah March 2, 2019

Man straw

Where a girl sucks off your full, hard, cum filled cock, essentially drinking your man essence through a straw, that wipes you out.

There's something about a lady who wants to suck off your essence through your man straw that makes you just want to jam her head into you even harder and never let go.

by Man strawman. August 21, 2013

The Hat Man

The Hat Man knows all, The Hat Man sees all. And he wants to meet you. To summon his physical form to our Plane of Existence, you must perform the ritual. First, place a Tophat of your choice on the floor, and cover the ground around it with garlic salt. And then light the salt. Once that is completed, you must consume a high enough dosage of a drug to induce a high feeling. And then sleep laying next to the ritual. At exactly 3:45 am, you will awake, and The Hat Man will be there to visit you.

"The Hat Man is love, the Hat Man is life."

by The Hat Man__ January 17, 2023

Arse Man

A male who loves big ass's.

You're an arse man, aren't you, Waj?
I knew you were, bro.
You're an arse man.
You're a massive arse man
What you saying?
I'm saying you're an arse man, Waj.
You giving me batty chirps, bro?
You calling me a wammer?
No.
Fuck Off!

by Wajjjjjjing January 23, 2015