living ikea

Living ikea is when all of your furniture is from ikea.

Have you seen James new apartment, I think he is living ikea.

by Xx_mineShafter69_xX December 20, 2021

Living issue

A person or thing who's whole existence is a threat beyond human comprehension and if they choose to could fuck up everything on a global scale

Person 1: you hear about them sayians they destroy whole planets in a night!
Person 2: hell yea that whole race is a living issue

by fluid gtx March 30, 2022

Dream Lives Matter

An annoying "movement" that dreamsexuals use to try getting support for their pitiful little "sexuality." If you see someone saying this unironically, they are "dreamsexual."

Annoying dreamsexual: I'm starting a movement; the Dream Lives Matter movement! I'm selling t-shirts on Amazon Prime to support it!

All of Twitter: im gonna amazon prime your face to the pavement if i ever meet you

by Tekiku March 30, 2022

the act of having to live

make it stop please jk never gunna give you up never gunna let you down never gunna run around and dessert you never gunna make you cry never gunna say goodbye never gunna tell a lie

person1: the act of having to live

person2: dont click on that
person1: why
person2: its a rick roll

the act of having to live it sucks

by ඞkඞhඞfඞdඞs ඩ ඩ ඩ ඩj ඩj ඩ March 31, 2022

I’d rather be cast down with the sodomites than live a fake life with those at the top

What you’d say to those who criticize your interests, as a defense.

Person 1: dude I can’t believe your a Konosuba fan that’s like the lowest of the low how can you like that shit
Person 2: I’d rather be cast down with the sodomites than live a fake life with those at the top

by Cited Waifu April 12, 2022

Stop Living

The thing people do every time they see a definition on Urban Dictionary

Jessica: I am going to ruin your day in one sentence.
Pokémon Fan: What is it then?
Jessica: Pokemon will end some day.
Pokémon fan: And that is the day I will stop living
Jessica: WHAT THE-

by Wolfs_Are_Cool November 7, 2021

Live by the cock die by the cock

A saying meaning that one who lives their entire life for the purpose of pleasing their weiner may eventually get wiped out by an STD

After banging over 100 chicks, Chad finally got a bad infection and was paralyzed from the cock down. Live by the cock die by the cock

by D Flawless November 7, 2021