king canine 

Referring to the king of all canine acts. This crown is bestowed upon those who commit grave, grave dog acts. Usually they're horny kids as well.

Arvind Kale currently wears the crown of king canine. However, there is a plot to overthrow him by an ambitious heir apparent in Mr Whippy.

king canine by Magnum! December 1, 2009

King Goof 

1) Someone who acts or shows similarities to Thomas Kader.
2) Never a serious moment. Extreme goofiness.

Wow, that Kader character is a real King Goof, Maybe even the King himself!

King Goof by Omar's aquarium May 5, 2010

King Acre 

King: a Ruler , Lord, God..

Acre: An measurement of time, used primarily in rural areas.

King Acre: to be a Ruler of an measurement of time,.. your time,.. your life.

Be King Acre!

I AM KING ACRE!

King Acre by kingacre December 17, 2010

King Job 

Getting a blow job while playing Call of Duty black ops

"YOOOO! I FINALY CONVINCED MY GIRL FRIEND TO GIVE ME A KING JOB"

"YO MAN NICE".........ryan tierney got a king job last night.....it was sweet

King Job by Ryan is Tierney February 21, 2011

King of the levee 

When two or more people (usually intoxicated) ride bikes on a levee and try to push, kick or crash into the other rider(s) to attempt to knock them off the levee leaving only one thus becoming, King of the Levee

CRIS : Did you see angel after zack become king of the levee?
Matt : Yeah, i heard he got a black eye.
Cris : He did.
Matt : well, its official, Zack is King of the Levee

King of the levee by Backspace209 March 2, 2011

King Martini 

A virgin, who wishes he could get laid , so he is heavily into matinis, because that's what the suave guys(like fictional character james bond) drinks.

that guy in the suit and tie, drinking maryinis, just struck out again. what a king martini

King Martini by Qualified specialist August 14, 2011

King crab 

The award of being awsome at gears of war crab walking.
Noun, Verb,

hey king crab goes first. Im king crab.

King crab by mvh4230 and killer bung January 11, 2012