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1 definition by
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King Martini
A virgin, who wishes he could get laid , so he is heavily into matinis, because that's what the
suave
guys(like
fictional character
james bond
) drinks.
that guy in the
suit and tie
, drinking maryinis, just
struck out
again. what a
king martini
by
Qualified specialist
August 11, 2011
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