Jordan Elbridge is a town in New York where all the ugly
ass, druggy crackheads, bumfucks,
mullet wearing twerps, slutty
ass whores, racist
ass bitches, social rejects live.
Jordan Elbridges School is even worse, you got the slutty girls, the slutty guys, and then the rest are just fucked up in the head, The kids there will treat you like shit and make you feel like absolute fucking nothing. DONT move out to Elbridge or Jordan New York. You will regret it.