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jordan makovy 

jordan makovy is another name for your curly pube hairs. They can be irritating at times. Don’t be a jordan makovy.
Ew, she needs to trim her jordan makovys. They looks like curly fries.
jordan makovy by hannibal’s babey September 16, 2022

Jordan Valenzuela 

A young man who generally has a good idea of which women are mid or not. He would often refer to things as "gas"
A Jordan Valenzuela would likely benefit from a perm, though it may prove controversial once it inevitably assisted in his comparable to singer Jack Harlow. One with this name would also likely surprise you with how good at rock paper scissors he is.
"Holy shit did you see Jordan Valenzuela in that Lil Nas X video last week?"

"He totally J.V.'d me at rock paper scissors last night"
Jordan Valenzuela by shaniatwink September 21, 2022

Jordan Voitus 

He is my teacher and we tak pictures of him and he slays and he hasnt done a fit check for us yet
BUT HE SLAYS AND MY MOM LIKES HIM
Jordan Voitus is a slay teacher
Jordan Voitus by MCCTCStudent.101 October 12, 2022

Jordan Elbridge 

Jordan Elbridge is a town in New York where all the ugly ass, druggy crackheads, bumfucks, mullet wearing twerps, slutty ass whores, racist ass bitches, social rejects live.

Jordan Elbridges School is even worse, you got the slutty girls, the slutty guys, and then the rest are just fucked up in the head, The kids there will treat you like shit and make you feel like absolute fucking nothing. DONT move out to Elbridge or Jordan New York. You will regret it.
Jordan Elbridge is trash.
Jordan Elbridge by ghost4444 October 16, 2022

Jordan Carrero 

A man of Puerto Rican and Italian decent (although he is white passing), who is incapable of swimming.
Hey did you know "Jordan Carrero" can't swim? He is 25 and I heard he had a life vest when he went snorkeling.
Jordan Carrero by anonymous October 23, 2022