Jonesed 

when one has a task to do, or has an opportunity of some sort, but instead does nothing for no apparent reason, until it is too late. Normally due to the lack of drugs, or as a result of using crappy drugs.

1. I was supposed to go for that job interview today, but I fuckin jonesed on pornhub all day.

2. "Dude! you said you were gonna be there! what happened?" I don't know, after that joint I just jonesed for a while and went to sleep.

3. Fuck. I'm so jonesed. You got any?

Jonesed by googalewski August 26, 2019

Jonesing 

The act of browsing through a friend's personal belongings in order to find something to steal for one's own profit.

"Weston! Why are you jonesing through my desk? That's not your business"

Jonesing by Mike PIan October 26, 2006

Joner

A boner that is created from the arousing talk of comedian and Fear Factor host Joe Rogan. AKA "the rogue"

Man Joe Rogan is so badass that I can not even get up because i have such a raging Joner.

Joner by jimblejack January 3, 2009

Jonesing 

Making up an event , person or place to sound cool.Inevitably it ends up in ridicule and the event is then denied as "fabrication".

Some examples of Jonesing:

"I have a three year old daughter"

"I had sex with two girls in a washroom"

"I had sex with four girls in one night in sixteen positions"

Jonesing by :FI:Skipper July 30, 2008

Jonezy

Someone who is not METAL!

Opria: Dude did you see Jonezy lately?
Brandon: yea dude, hes not metal

Jonezy by Branopria May 17, 2008

joneski 

A person who is whipped, or will do whatever their significant other wants.

Tony: You are going to the crafts fair instead of to the game?
Pat: Yes, Louisa is really into that kind of that stuff
Tony: Stop being a joneski and come to the game.

joneski by cubansandwich July 3, 2010

Jonezin 

Jonezin - The act of annoying/irritating women in an attempt to piss them off, but impossible due to the unfathomable beauty of the person Jonezin, because only unfathomable people can Jonez like the Legendary Trevor Cain Jonez, the discoverer of this verb.

Girl: "You change your relationships more than i change my underwear"
Trevor Cain Jones: "Im sorry you wear dirty underwear?"
Girl: "MAKE LOVE TO ME!!!"
Trevor: Whisper *I love jonezin*

Jonezin by Gurgalsnoutzincer November 22, 2011