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Jesus

Jesus is a common male name for Hispanics. Jesus is the guy that will take your girl.
Aye Jesus isn't that Michaels girl??
by Bigdikboy March 13, 2017
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jessica simpson

probably the dumbest living fuck on the face of the earth. she is only famous because she is "hot" as told by my friends omar and joe.
jessica simpson: it says chicken of the sea, but i thought it was fish, which is it?
by thegfofjoe May 17, 2006
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Jesikanity

The caterpillar sperm drinkers of the 21st century. Some traits of jesikanity are their ridonkulous bitchyness and ABSOLUTELY wrong habit of touching other people's boyfriends. jesikanity should be avoided at all times.
amara: EW OH MY DOG! THEY'RE DRINKING CATERPILLAR SPERM...I SEE THEM! I SEE THEM!

davin: what the buck? total jesikanity.
by AMARIFIC&DAVINOUS April 17, 2011
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touchdown jesus

A statue at Notre Dame of Jesus raising his arms like Referees do for touchdowns.

Also, a miracolus touchdown or when you really need a TD, you call upon Touchdown Jesus.
Common' Baby... We need Touchdown Jesus....!
by Hipponater September 9, 2006
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Jessy Sykes

American singer (from Seattle I think) and great artist whose lyrics equal her warm Gothic Country melodies. Jesse's voice and style make us want to rest, to close our eyes and to listen peacefuly to this good, still and atypical western sound. Just sit at the back of a bar, where lights are dim, listen to Jesse Sykes' songs and enjoy ! She's released two discs so far, Reckless Burning & Oh My Girl (I personaly prefer the frst record).
One of her best songs, Reckless Burning, Doralee, Don't Let Me Go, You Are Not 'Gotten Here, Winter Hunter.
by Nicolas Dolisy September 2, 2004
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jesus toast

A piece of toast with jesus on it. Comes from a piece of toast that went on ebay for a ton of money because the face of jesus was burned on it.
Jesus: Have you seen my new line of jesus toast?
Mary: Shut up, you're not as hot as you think you are.
by jesustoasted March 18, 2008
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Jesus pox

My religious parents wouldn't let me get the HPV vaccine because they thought it would encourage premarital sex. Now I have a case of Jesus pox.
by dinger finger October 19, 2010
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