Irish Fire Drill

This is analogous to a Chinese Fire Drill, however, it's performed strictly on St. Patrick's day or in Ireland and must incorporate a jig prior to re-entering the vehicle.

While driving to Savannah for St. Paddy's, the driver commanded an Irish Fire Drill while in standstill traffic. The onlookers applauded as the passengers performed a perfect Irish jig.

by John C. Mellencamp March 16, 2023

Irish-passing

A person who looks Irish, but is not from that ancestry. This particularly occurs when redheads are assumed to be Irish since one and 10 Irish are redheads.

She headed up the St Patrick’s parade because she was Irish-passing enough to look authentically perfect.

by HighMaintenance68 March 17, 2023

Irish din din

When you cum in a girl's ass and she pushes the load into a shot of Jameson whiskey and then take a bite of corned beef and wash it down with the shot.

Man, I had no idea how crazy she was until she gave me some Irish din din last night.

by sexynuknowit March 17, 2023

Irish hat trick

Balancing a hard hat on your dick while scoping photos of a tranny (hard hat will be perceived as balancing)

That picture of Bubbles had me performing an Irish hat trick.

by Bigweenie86 March 19, 2023

Irish beard

When a man has a beard and goes down on a woman having her period and his beard is covered in blood

My wife works till I get credit where's my said she started her period And I told her I'm ready to make my Irish beard

by Mario Snowballs February 8, 2023

Irish sprain

A painful ache located in the temporomandibular joint or joint of the jaw and is caused due to muscle atrophy. This affliction predominantly affects adult males of Irish descent and occurs when laughing or smiling.

Stop making me laugh, you’re going to give me an Irish sprain.

by Ender3030 October 11, 2023

Irish spring

When you piss in the sink and leave the party without saying goodbye .

Do not brush your teeth in the Irish spring.

by Tnarg Nivek October 16, 2023